Han

If I were a color it would be a combination of sage green and iridescent teal. I would call it Algloe.

[Han @HanHungate]

@McDonalds What happened???? The site didn’t load for a single person. It crashed the second the timer hit 0. The second the site comes back up (momentarily), it’s allegedly “sold out” ??? What are you doing about this? How many kits were even available? #McNuggetCaviarKit #Scam

[❄️ @peachparadise33]

SHE IS FINALLY GONE #DWTS

[Han @HanHungate]

Holy sh*** #Elaine you just gave me goosebumps #DWTS

[Han @HanHungate]

Why did they have to ruin Popular? Just use Ariana’s track??? #DWTS #WhitneyandMark

[The Masters @TheMasters]

A long time coming. Congratulations, Rory. #themasters

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

That one hurts.

We love you, #ALLCAPS fans. Thanks for being with us every step of the way this season.

We'll see you soon ❤️

[Han @HanHungate]

My stomach is in knots… thank you @Capitals & @TJOshie77

[Han @HanHungate]

watching the @Capitals game

[Han @HanHungate]

May the 4th be with you.

[Han @HanHungate]

@danamyyy You: “I was today years old when”

[Han @HanHungate]

@patrickmcd0nald good morning to the birds who showed up on my TL. very much enjoyed the show.

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

thank you god

[Han @HanHungate]

@Heardle_app: ✨aPriL fOoLs✨
Me: Did that really just happen??? fr??

[Han @HanHungate]

This tweet got slept on and it’s makes me mad

[Han @HanHungate]

*Going to the eye doctor*

Pros:
- Getting to pick out new glasses

Cons:
- You must demonstrate how blind you are (embarrassing)
- Having to choose between lens 1 or 2 when there is clearly no difference
- Waiting 10 days for your cool new glasses

[Han @HanHungate]

March 31st. This is the only real answer.

[Kyle Yates @thekyleyates]

What is the funniest moment in Parks & Rec?

[Han @HanHungate]

@Heardle_app: ✨aPrIL fOoLs✨
Me: tf???? fr???

[Han @HanHungate]

@danamyyy Don’t you dare

[Han @HanHungate]

Me to my family group chat: What is everyone giving up for lent?
My sister: Wordle
… I just … how…??? I can’t process this