Hank

The real Hank! 🍳

[Michael @prenticem14]

Retweet for @AEgglinger58 to buy me a 30

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

I cried to Soulja Boy's "Kiss Me Thru the Phone" once in the 7th grade

[Brockport Student Government @bsgbuzz]

How we feel about Jay Pharoah coming to Brockport #FridayVibes

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

So many people standing around talking at the gym, must be jaw day

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

Every conversation the past week...

Friend: What you do this summer Eggs?

Me: Just worked a lot

Friend: Oh same here

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

Thought I had mono this past week... turns out I was just really bored

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

How tough am I?
Well I had two scoops of pre-workout before my lift today...

...WITHOUT ANY LIQUID

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

May overdose on protein this summer

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

Just tap it in⛳️
Just tap it in⛳️
Give it a little tappy⛳️
Tap tap taparoo ⛳️

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

Can't concentrate while "The Chew" is on the TVs at the gym

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

Driving back home to the island today where the bagels are bigger, water is cleaner and the accents are thicker #Northport

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

I turn 21 on Sunday... So will a bartender make me an "Eggstini"? 🍸

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

Club Drake going up on a Tuesday

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Look at me, I'm the captain now

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

No sleeves, no problems 💪

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

Work work work work work a simenya de wa wa wa wa wa

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

The Kinetic Cafe lady knows my order by heart #SouthwestChicken

[Hank @HankDaLadiesMan]

Happy Hot Dog Day!