Join us tonight for our 18th annual citizenship ceremony! We will welcome 29 new citizens from 16 different countries right here on our field. This is one of the coolest traditions you'll find at a baseball game. After the ceremony, our team will throw it back and take the field as the Iowa Oaks.
Great seats are still available: https://t.co/kr7GsJGCN3
Vozinha, the 40-year-old hero who kept a clean sheet in Cape Verde's historic debut...broke down in tears after the game.
His mum was back home, and told national TV the day before: "No ball will go in his goal." She was right.
It was such a joy getting to spend time with Joe and Jill, George and Laura, and Bill and Hillary last week. Barack and I will always be grateful for your constant friendship and support of our family over the years.ย
(And George, thanks for the mints!)
Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the annual ranking of US presidents by a committee of 50 top presidential historians was released today, and the committee almost unanimously ranked Trumpโs second term as the worst in US history.
Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this โ not in a million years.
Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. ๐บ๐ธ
Cheers to Pride Night presented by Prairie Meadows ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Try our Rainbow Paradise specialty cocktail, available only tonight at all bars located throughout the ballpark.
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