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life's minutiae deserves a commentary

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@BarackObama @ObamaFoundation Never stop thinking about rules do you

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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden This is a very wild claim

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@AOC Lol what is zero on this very dramatic graph? Anomaly? Lol

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Duggan is one hell of a quarterback. Respect. #KStateFB #Big12Championship #TCUFootball

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@ewarren Hell yeah free money huh

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@maowtf_ @elonmusk This is a joke tweet but the funniest part is all the comments that don’t catch the math

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Hey guys, haven’t been to Twitter lately. Anything big happening with this platform?

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@kellynotbrecht Lol

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@TJordanII I can’t see the game. Literally what is happening?!

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Y’all see the news lately? Democrats and Republicans literally blaming each other for the weather. The weather.

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@benshapiro Never mind. You must know how bad this movie is. That’s ok, I hope the next one is better. Good luck, I like the idea.

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@benshapiro They drive a van into the cafeteria, shoot it up, livestream it and the whole school is UNAWARE? This is not how small towns/schools work.

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Are all movies shit now because of covid or are there other reasons too?

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@benshapiro She bashes the deer in the head with a rock? Nope. If you want to win over a conservative audience the details of your movies can’t be written in LA.

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.@kayleighmcenany Just rediscovered this. Saw you on TV six years ago and wrote this down, no bs.

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The election’s path forward can be summed up with 3 rhetorical questions: Is voter fraud bad? Yes. Should voter fraud be investigated? Yes. Did Joe Biden win the election? Yes. K let’s move on

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I’m vowing never to click on a headline that uses the term “claps back”

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@benshapiro hey Ben, I haven’t heard the word “intersectional” in a while now. Wondering why that is. Thoughts?

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Stumbled across #revengeprank on @mtv and that is the fakest crap I’ve ever seen k moving on with my life

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@gabifresh This is how the entire middle third of the country is. I’ve been wondering why I still see tweets about quarantining. I guess the coasts are still really doing that.