Hank T. Pezer

“He called the shit poop”

[Hank T. Pezer @HankTeePee]

I’ve peaked @Nickelback

[Hank T. Pezer @HankTeePee]

@atomtickets @HankTeePee

[Hank T. Pezer @HankTeePee]

I still might in the future but I’ve always wanted an Arthur Morgan tattoo on my arm but my dad dying took superiority

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

POV: you made the best decision of your life

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

The souls of the victims of 9/11 can finally rest easy now

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

Ozzy Osbourne World of Warcraft commercial (2009)

[Sondre Bjørn @SondreBjorn]

Fuck it.
Entire "Mama I'm Coming Home" from Ozzy's final set.

[Hank T. Pezer @HankTeePee]

@Stephen_Stanton @rebelscumcon @EverestAutosInc A fine addition

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

🚨 Opening credit sequence for the ‘King of The Hill’ revival series.

The new revival will release on Hulu on August 4th.

[Yarael G. Poof @TheRaelPoof]

Charli XCX has unfollowed Jedi Master Yarael Poof on Instagram.

[kingofthehill @kingofthehill]

I’ll tell you what. The King is returning soon, on @Hulu and #HuluOnDisneyPlus. #KingOfTheHill

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

"Thank you, Ice. For everything."

Val Kilmer as Admiral Tom 'Iceman' Kazansky in TOP GUN: MAVERICK.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

We have consulted with our new CRO (Chief Rizz Officer) The Rizzler to bring the most rizz-enhancing drink known to man.

Rizzberry coming soon.

[issabreh @IssaBreh]

I'm him

[Duolingo @duolingo]

alive and unwell

[adult swim @adultswim]

RIP George Lowe. “I was dead long before you were born, and I’ll be dead long before you die.” 💔

[Dan Marcus @Danimalish]

Conan O’Brien recently lost both of his parents and has been living in a hotel due to the LA wildfires. He then went and delivered one of the best Oscar opening performances in recent memory. The dude is a legend, not just a great comedian but also just a genuinely great person.

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

I will enjoy Shrek 5 if she is still hot as fuck and has me questioning things about myself

[Orbonom @Orbonom]

and i’m announcing that the kid is NOT MINE

mummy pig has been given two hours to move her shit outta our house, whoever she’s been fuckin is a dead man