Hanna Weber

i hate Teslas. I love soup. I’m terrified of eyelash curlers. I just want to drink an espresso in Spain

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

Different islands. Same energy

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

Last year I knew about 50 people who got engaged July-Dec.

Whatever happened then is happening now because I’ve seen 5. FIVE engagements in the last 6 days.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

me seeing that tomorrow is September 1st:

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

Officially on @BrianG342’s phone plan. Somehow this feels extra committal 🙃

[trash jones @jzux]

quitting my job so i can be a bitch full time

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

I really love traveling, but wow do I also really love my own bed

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

I would be sooooo good at not having a job ... like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture

[‎gia @25flyin]

me saving steve harrington myself

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

“There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.” Is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard.

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

[Temiloluwa @TemiSoyinka]

The pain of marrying the wrong person is worse than your present fear of not getting married before 30. Remember this.

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

“It’s still 40mph here”

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

Signs we passed on our 8 hr road trip. A thread:

“Abolish the IRS” - wickenburg, AZ

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

Really disappointed the @ArizonaDOT signs today don’t say “Jesus resurrected in three days, but you won’t. Eyes on the road”

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

Ultimatum is wild

[kendall @kendalllcd]

I flat out do not eat enough bagels. more bagels 2022

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

We live in a very dog friendly corner of our apartment complex. A dream really. My two favorite dogs are Mr. Noodle and Bill Murray

[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

@leahmerrall Wordle 209 5/6

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[Hanna Weber @Hann_15]

@MellyAnn_ We also have to go to Canada

[mellyann @MellyAnn_]

More camping trips in 2022