Hann

probably at a Mexican restaurant

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

@deegee_Ox @gaygirlypop oop she took dance like nobody’s watching to anotha level lol

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

@deegee_Ox @ayeejuju 🥹🥹🥹 we need to go!!

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

Who invented one-ply toilet paper? I just wanna talk to em

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

In keeping with my campaign promise, my Administration is announcing a plan to give working and middle class families breathing room as they prepare to resume federal student loan payments in January 2023.

I'll have more details this afternoon.

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

My car may look clean but literally under no circumstances should you ever pop the trunk

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

I have followed this act of absolute terror for years. My heart aches for you @SarahETurney. Thanks for being an advocate for so many who can’t speak for themselves, including your sister. You are admirable and strong.

[Sarah Turney @SarahETurney]

My sister was adopted by my father after our mother died. He sexually assaulted her for her entire life before killing her when she turned 17. One of the prevailing theories was that she may have been pregnant with his child. Abortion is a true crime issue.

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

What if we had to order fast food by Morse code?

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

I haven’t had Starbucks in a week and I call that growth

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

.@RepMcGovern: "In order to protect the duck population in Texas, shotguns cannot hold more than 3 shells. Imagine if our Republican colleagues could muster the same courage to protect America's children."

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

Could you imagine live streaming on aol dial up

We have evolved

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Unless the deer are shooting back, you don't need an AR-15.

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

one time I was at work and my manager told me to never wear white socks again because it was against our dress code at Olive Garden and I had to embarrassingly tell him that I had no socks on

My feet are blindingly white

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

The best thing about having a lot of freckles is that if you get chocolate on your face it’s really hard to tell

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

I can always hear Danielle’s laugh across a room & it’s my favorite thing in the whole world

She’s the end game ❤️

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

@jimmyfallon

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

Jimmy Fallon always looks like his wife has dinner in the crockpot for him when he gets home

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

I somehow ended up on bread making tik tok

If that doesn’t tell you my sexuality I don’t know what will

[Rebecca Parson @rebeccaeparson]

The median annual pay during the Great Depression was 22% of the cost of an average home. Today's it's 14%. That means that pay relative to home cost made it easier to buy a home during the Great Depression than right now. This is absurd.

[Hann @Hann_Dare]

Just remembered my EA login and now I’m going to be playing Sims constantly
This is the start of my demise

[abby @abby4thepeople]

I hope everyone realizes that unionizing places like Amazon and Starbucks will drive up wages everywhere