Kylar Hanna

[Adam Kelsey @adamkelsey]

The @TexasGOP is out with a statement in the wake of the Supreme Court decision, all but calling for secession:

“Perhaps law-abiding states should bond together and form a Union of states that will abide by the constitution.”

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Tom Brady's turn to talk trash: “[Peyton's] doing pretty good in the rain. I’m impressed. He’s more of a dome quarterback.”

https://t.co/jQgCNkaRqP

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

yall acting like the greatest chicken sandwich of all time didn't already exist

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Ok, I say we all chip in and buy Whataburger back. Make honey butter chicken biscuits available all day, add kolaches to the menu and change nothing else. Especially not the ketchup.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Sean McVay running full speed to break up Aaron Donald and Justin Britt is flat out awesome. He’s a true leader.

[Captain Baker Mayfield @CaptBMayfield]

Dearest Mother: Capt. Ryan's much-feared cannon was silent in much of today's battle. My cannon roared with accurate fire, and Pvt. Chubb loaded shell after shell to rip into the enemy ranks. #Browns Co. has broken the Atlanta Regiment and secured a tremendous victory! -- Baker

[𝕺𝖐𝖑𝖆𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝖛𝖘. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 @soonergridiron]

Baker Mayfield announces his presence at the Nissan Heisman House with authority.

#PlantTheFlag #Sooners https://t.co/25huUEvXAh

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Live shot of Trump's response to Iran burnin' an American flag and chantin' “Death to America” for pullin' out of the Iran Deal. Merica.

[NFL @NFL]

.@DallasCowboys TE @JasonWitten announces his retirement from the NFL after 15 seasons.

#ThankYouWitten https://t.co/Y7ueCR8hu1

[CoRy bRaNaN @Corybranan]

Paying my tab, I just asked my bartender friend what the band about to go on sounds like. HIM: “Have you seen Forgetting Sara Marshall? Remember the Dracula musical dude wanted to make?” ME: Another beer please. #memphis

[Z A R I ♊️😈 @Pretty_BLUNT_]

Cancel it https://t.co/n9d175iqy3

[Oklahoma Football @OU_Football]

Coach Stoops ends by saying @LincolnRiley will have a statue joining the other four in about 25-30 years.

Always the humble champion #SaluteToStoops

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Below is a clip where a student claimed the left is “pro gun”

Mao took the guns
Stalin took the guns
Pol Pot took the guns
Hitler took the guns
Castro took the guns
Mugabe took the guns
Chavez took the guns

The largest mass murders always start with disarming the public

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

the difference between Mike Pence and the members of the Academy is that it is safe to leave your wives and children around Mike Pence https://t.co/uF1AKzxt0X

[NFL @NFL]

"[@JimmyG_10] is a stud, man."

Even #LARams head coach Sean McVay is a fan of Jimmy G. #SoundFX https://t.co/IogQBrgl6v