Mike

🙏🚫🐈🎣🙆🏽‍♂️ Dog, William Hung, Jon Taffer, Popeyes Sweet Heat, Shake Weight & Prime Number Enthusiast.

[chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420]

Dude was straight living in a vape shop

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Once again, Fetterman explicitly declares that his red line is not economic policies or issues that affect Americans. Instead, his key issue is ... Israel.

Jon Stewart is one of the few to express how bizarre and even scandalous it is for an "American politician" to admit this.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

If my kid scored this goal they’d have to kick me out of the game

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Disgusting. If you defend this, you're a sociopath.

[Falco Lombardi 🇭🇹🇨🇺🇵🇪 @FalcoSmoothie]

The Marlins broadcast on a balmy September evening in Denver, Colorado

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

It really is astounding that the most reliable way to know whether Benjamin Netanyahu is in Washington is that John Fetterman puts on a suit to show respect to his leader, but not for anyone else, including American leaders.

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

This is the 16th grand slam in MLB history with two outs and the home team down three runs.

Of the eight for which we have pitch data, this is the first one ever that came on an 0-2 count.

[Mike @Hannaface]

Saw a shirt at the gym in passing that read “Take Risks”

Thank you. I needed that.

[Elijah Cone @ElijahCone]

i can't believe this isn't I Think You Should Leave

[Matthew Sitman @MatthewSitman]

Simpler times. A man could say, "time to kick it up a notch" and use a giant pepper grinder and people would go nuts

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

This is the greatest relay you’ll ever witness. Mesmerizing

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

“Hey Siri, show me the definition of smooth?

Siri:

[Baseball Central™ @BaseballCentraI]

This is the nastiest kickball pitch I’ve ever seen 😂

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

Kevin McGonigle has officially joined Ty Cobb as the only players in Tigers' history to produce 100 hits in under 100 games.

Insane.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

social studies teachers getting buckets on my team, I’m out bro

[Gabriel Pena @gpena_nyy]

"ChatGPT what pitch should I throw to Yordan Alvarez here?"

ChatGPT: "Honestly, a four-seam fastball down the middle should do the trick—it's often the last location a disciplined power hitter expects in a big spot, and attacking the zone can work to the pitcher's advantage!"

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

There it is, in its most honest form: if you don't want to force Americans to finance Israel and its wars with billions and billions of their dollars every year -- if you prefer instead to use that money on Americans' own lives and communities -- then you're an anti-Semite.

[Action Bronson Arroyo @JBrink90]

LAWD HE STOMPIN

[Mike @Hannaface]

@2Mantooth @SecondGizmo Trolllllololololololololol well played
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