Hannah 🍌

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

On my wedding day I'm going to walk down the aisle to the Law & Order SVU theme song.

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

Why can’t you pause your AMC A-List subscription during the World Cup

[Sarah 🤍 @HMFC_1874_]

I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

Going to the Barcelona GP this weekend, the World Cup starts tomorrow, and the trailer for the Social Network sequel just dropped. God, life is good!!!

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

@KeruboSk @badgirljujuu This reads like a Sondheim song

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

I wonder if my therapist watched my sister’s episode of Jeopardy tonight

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

This would likely be a severely underutilized facility but there really should be movie theaters in airports for those of us who show up too early for their flight.

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

39% accuracy rate? Someone put Phil on a PIP.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Punxsutawney Phil & his ancestors have an accuracy rate of 39% going back to 1887.

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

Dawson Leary would be so annoying about Spielberg’s EGOT status

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

@jzux @macycannon_ What on earth…

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

I hate to admit it, but I see it

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

With the return of Stranger Things it feels like a good time to mention that time @titosandkerry told me I look just like Henry/001 in my passport picture

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

The Brits were really cooking when they came up with sticky toffee pudding

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

Now that everyone knows Akiva Schaffer is a genius is there anyway we can get Hot Rod re-released in theaters?

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

@theseansimon I just convinced Hannah to rewatch it! Start it now and it’ll be like we’re all watching together

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

@theseansimon Sean yes yes, a thousand times yes

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

I love my choices but I regret not putting Hot Rod in here

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

@theseansimon I KNEW you were going to say something about that

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

It finally happened… after 30 years my dad has brought up me getting my own phone plan. It was a good run.

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

Today’s the happiest I’ve been in a long time and I owe it all to 20 dudes driving around in race cars built out of Legos

[Hannah 🍌 @Hannah__Thomas]

One of my favorite things to do as a 30 year old is go for walks around town wearing my Joker hoodie I got from Hot Topic when I was 14.