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[Hannah Avard @Hannah_Avard]

My friend: "You'll be faster than them by 9.8!"
Me: "9.8 what?"
Friend "9.8... running speed."
You bet I told him he could be my training coach

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@gina_savv Where's my squirt bottle?!

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@k_thrynnn Lightly attacked... But accurate 😂😂

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"It's called hydration" as I crunch on the ice in my drink

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Last night I cried because someone made me a coffee. I don't know a more Hannah thing than that.

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Now that the START retreat is over so is my leadership in campus ministry and my life has no meaning and nothing matters. Yeah, I'm handling the post-retreat low REALLY well...

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When you hit your step goal by 11 AM #athetelife

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@absohlard @gina_savv

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@Marksanc97 But don't worry because soon we will have the bread of life!!!!!! ✝️ 🍞

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@Marksanc97 To be fair, the bread is the best part!

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@embaker_99 @k_thrynnn @lily_vartanian Wow, I'm not sure if I'm insulted or honored!!

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@lily_vartanian Why is there not an option to vote for both?...

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This is me every time

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is basically seeing how long you can go without going to the grocery store

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@meghanj_sampson Apparently ignoring them! But what if they're right?!

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Turns out that the correct response to when a guy in NY whistles and yells "nice legs" at you is not "damn straight! I do my squats!"

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@Marksanc97 @me next time

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"I'll just take a 5 minutes break!" I told myself 45 minutes ago...

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@Marksanc97 You can't feel hateful after seeing Riley get married!!!!

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@emcap_ @mammamiamovie You would ROCK that wardrobe!