hannah

this is for me

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

social contract is out and self delusion is so in

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

grief is such a crazy emotion and cuddle clones dabbles with it too frequently

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

“i feel like metaphorically we’re all a man waiting for his child to be born”

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

nothing compares to the comfort of crying at an airport sports bar

[yobobby @y0b0bby]

zyns are the straight males poppers

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

when the universe is calling hang up the phone

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Embarrassing yourself is the best actually i am always the most earnest person in the room

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

“ive never done coke but i free based it once just to get out of a situation”

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

boys use dude wipes but men use clorox wipes

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

“you’ve always gotta be true to your teeth, because if you’re not true to your teeth they’ll be false to you”

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

“worcester, the home of birth control and barbed wire…i woke up to a breakup text today”

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

trader joes $3 wine>my self respect

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

having an anxiety attack at erewhon

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

“is steve buscemi the guy that plays chrissy?”

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

“alcohol is alcohol and this is weird”

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

Plymouth rock is americas pet rock

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

“i used to use a diva cup but i had to stop bc it was staining my shower curtain” overheard at olive garden

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

if nothing else, gilmore girls is Connecticut agitprop

[hannah @HannahAProctor]

The worst part about being the resident local quirky indie bitch is trying to get your tambouribe back months later from a failed situationship