Hannah Hall

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

I hop on Twitter every few months or so with a few pithy remarks and sit back and wait for my wit to take the twitter-sphere by storm. It is yet to happen, but a dweeb with a keyboard can hope, right?

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

Listening to worship music while waiting for my Chick-fil-A. Feeling hyper-spiritual rn.

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

I will start responding to nonsense with “read a book” or “eat a steak” because I am convinced our main issues stem from either a lack of knowledge or a lack of nutrition.

[Rob Roos 🇳🇱 @Rob_Roos]

🚨 BREAKING:

In COVID hearing, #Pfizer director admits: #vaccine was never tested on preventing transmission.

"Get vaccinated for others" was always a lie.

The only purpose of the #COVID passport: forcing people to get vaccinated.

The world needs to know. Share this video! ⤵️

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

I have one question, and it is VERY important, who allowed Rachel Ray get old???

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

HUGE NEWS: following our report, Vanderbilt has agreed to pause all gender transition surgeries on minors. The fight is far from over but this will save children from mutilation and abuse. An incredibly important victory. Praise God.

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

My Mother told my little sister that she hates coming over to my house because it’s too empty. Mama, it’s not my fault that 2 throw pillows and a scented candle are catastrophic to my budget these days.

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

While there is a small part of me that is grateful that sheet companies have started labeling the top/bottom/sides of sheets, I am concerned about what this means for the future of mankind.

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

I’m beginning to think that my blind allegiance to @IKEAUSA’s furniture is going to be detrimental to my marriage 😂

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

the walking, talking, pontificating folly that is Sam Harris.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

There is no such thing as student loan forgiveness. There is only student loan transferral, where the debt is transferred from the person who took out the loan to someone else who did not take out the loan.

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

Mark Hamill in a Jack in the Box ad? Oh how the mighty have fallen

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

Some of you didn’t watch Larry Boy and The Rumor Weed growing up and it shows

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

My family has always been big into talking about STDs (ask me more, or maybe not) and so I always love hearing the youngest-at-the-times hot takes. 12 y/o: “Wait, Syphilis was around in the 1700’s? That means they were doing dirty back then too?”

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

My mother’s ability to monologue is completely wasted on her children.

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

The way that I draw my parents attention to every cute little thing my dog does, makes me just KNOW that I am going to be one annoying parent.

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

@hallllerjono some of my best work. Now you get to be the sole recipient of my compliments

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

Lord bless @hallllerjono for deciding to wife me up and in doing so, sparing the men of LA from my unparalleled powers of instant seduction

[Pickle @mpickle]

Give me 3 minutes and I’ll save you hours of wasted time this week:

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

I mean, c’mon??? His beautiful new home in Carmel?!

[Hannah Hall @HannahBarish]

Tell me who you hate and why is it Brad Pitt?