LADIES imagine:
It’s 15 years from now. Youve been planning this dinner for 2 months. Your husband asks where his supersuit is. You ask why he needs to know. He says its for the greater good. You know youre the greatest good he’ll ever get. You realize - your evening is in danger
Ladies imagine this—in 8 yrs u broke up w/ ur longtime boyfriend & moved into a loft with 3 guys you found on craigslist. Your hobbies are breaking into song at inappropriate times & chugging beer on elevated surfaces, like a True American would
Who’s that girl? It’s you, Jess