Hannah Koberstein

[Hannah Koberstein @HannahKoober]

*tornado siren test*

*internal soundtrack* OKAY ITS CHILDISH GAMBINO HOMEGIRL DROP IT LIKE THE NASDAQ

[Hannah Koberstein @HannahKoober]

this will never not be funny

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“did you do your hair this morning?”

“no.”

“hmm. looks like it.”

@jacob_marsh13

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@Call_Me_Papi_52 bye

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jeff goldblum

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@Oberkrombiee @LollaPrediction @Oberkrombiee ‼️

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a second daughter over a year ago.

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@KobeWanKenobi_ YES

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"and you haven't even noticed that i've eaten almost your whole thing of butter"

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

The Christian bookstore down the street took our pumpkins and when we called them on it they said "Who's gonna believe you?"

[Hannah Koberstein @HannahKoober]

my ex didn't know it was summer on the bottom of the planet

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@notwoosley @NamelyNaimo @skiptothelew @Emily_Mertz_ there are tears

[Hannah Koberstein @HannahKoober]

there. is. a. difference. between. feeling. sad. today. and. being. clinically. depressed. and. it. is. important.

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@KobeWanKenobi_ "@KobeWanKenobi_ Hey everyone, it's your least favorite Midwesterner here with a PSA that The Saga Continues, Flower Boy, and Damn are the best albums of 2017. Have a nice evening." this psa brought to you by bored liberal arts college kids

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@LoganTotallyz @realDonaldTrump @JBA_NAFW felt it all the way from Chicago

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@realDonaldTrump @JBA_NAFW please stay away from my town

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@KobeWanKenobi_ #thanksgiving2k17 has already been a wild ride

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the aux cord is broken & "johnny cash greatest hits" is still stuck in the cd player: a comedy turned tragedy

[Hannah Koberstein @HannahKoober]

just accidentally printed half of my history paper to a random printer so whoever gets that...wanna give me some quick feedback? thx