Hannah Orders

pro athlete, pro waitress, amateur comedian

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Day MET Team #6616 all together watching the broadcast.
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Looking through old pictures of me to see if these forehead wrinkles are a new development. #wrinkles, #gettingold #surprisedlook

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Dear salads, why do you let the goodies I put in you fall to the bottom? When I reach them I'm already tired of you. #salads #healthyishard

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WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL PAYING FOR GROCERIES WITH CHECKS. DEBIT CARDS ARE FREE, AND EASIER. I DON'T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE. #stupidpeople #why

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Saw my first Rat today in Hollywood, another item officially crossed off my Things to do in LA list. #Hollywood #Rats #LA #bucketlist

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After a 7 hour battle I finally have defeated the hair that has been tickling my butt crack. #WINNER #longhairproblems

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I went to first base with a pig today.#pigtongue #tacos #grandcentralmarket

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Doctor I'm available if you get tried of Clara. #DoctorWho #tardis #DoctorWhoexperience #PhoneBoothGoingUp

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Today thanks to a Latin xmas song I learned that Pedro is a reindeer. My 1st LA xmas will be interesting. #Christmas #reindeer #LosAngeles.

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High stakes parallel parking. I had to park between a Porsche and a Cop car. Worse, the Cops were there watching every second. #nopressure

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9pm Original Room tonight 16 headliners back to back all night til 2! Show this tweet at the door and get in FREE!

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It's taken a full 2 weeks of living in LA but I have finally seen my first Transgendered prostitute. And she looked sassy #LA #sobuff

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My neighbor is mowing his lawn while holding a baby while the baby holds a beer. Crazy right who buys a lawn mower without cup holder.#south

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The worst thing that can happen to a creative person is a desk job. #creativity #comics #livelife #otherrandomhashtags

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Saw this profound bumper sticker today. "I break for trains"...Yea or you die!!! #bumpersticker #trains

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There is no reason to wear a sports bra and long tights on a run. No reason. Its hot or cold pick one and run. #runner #runnersproblems

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Move over http://t.co/FigB83v1vC... Commercial Actors Mingle (Jon Lajoie) http://t.co/uDyvVjlc5b

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You don't realize how big your arms may or may not be till you wear a tank tops at the gym instead of a t shirt. #tanktops #gym #biceps

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Sooo took a five hour nap. Not much to say about that. #nap #powernap

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It's all fun and games till someone wakes you hungover. #hungover #drinkofdeath #beer #beerandtacos