feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.
IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️
The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.
#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness
straight person: i’m straight
society: ok
gay person: i’m gay
society: ok
your gay friend who likes the washington capitals that you try to ignore: they traded nic dowd and john carlson
Places that cater to children specifically should legally be required to keep the thermostat at 66°. Because why am I sweating at *checks notes* the children’s museum and music class
honestly this is exactly why i wanted canada to win i hate this shit so much fuck trump fuck ice fuck every maga piece of shit on that fucking usa team
nothing in my life has ever made me feel as patriotic as team usa’s women hockey. they are just demolishing everyone in their path, and i turn into a screeching bald eagle watching them do so ! they mean so much to me, especially with everything happening in the u.s. right now <3
(through tears) no really i'm happy for you that you got the gay horse pride jersey. (suppresses seething jealousy noises) super happy for your team and your gay horse. (bites fist)