Standefer 🌼

Mama to Gianna Grey and Wesley Miles ♥️
Specialty Sales Team Lead @ t-0533 🎯

[🇺🇸PeaceLove&Outrage ☮️💕😡 @1980Dorothy]

Viagra is against God’s perfect design. It’s unnatural. I demand that the government stop using my tax dollars to provide Viagra to men who want to defy God’s will. Impotence is a blessing. It’s God way of saying “You’re done.”

[Greyson Myers @grey_son7]

Welcome to the United States. Where guns have more rights than women

[Standefer 🌼 @HannahStandee]

Casually replacing a meal with an iced coffee. So healthy 🤙���

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

[Standefer 🌼 @HannahStandee]

Not even going to lie incredibly thrilled to go sweat buckets on the soccer field tonight ⚽🥵

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

People who bitched about wearing a mask for a few hours on a plane during a pandemic insisting that surviving nine months of an unwanted pregnancy is no biggie.

[Standefer 🌼 @HannahStandee]

Kiersten Bailey 🔥

[The Score WQAD @TheScoreWQAD]

Vote for this weeks MTI Score Standout
Oliver Hughes - Hat Trick
Bria Martell - Goal
Natalie Knepper - 12 saves in PK
Kiersten Bailey - 2 Goals
@LancerFans22 @PVSpartanPride @MaroonsSoccer

[Standefer 🌼 @HannahStandee]

I'd like to thank Spirit airlines for the "quick and easy" options to change my flight all I had to do was chop off my right arm or sacrifice my first born! 🙂

[♡ @betelreloaded]

My idea of budgeting is just finding a better paying job

[Standefer 🌼 @HannahStandee]

Girl tried to hijack my drink this morning at Starbucks almost had to tackle her

[Standefer 🌼 @HannahStandee]

I slept for 5 seconds last night 😴

[Standefer 🌼 @HannahStandee]

There are 3 TV's upstairs and I'm watching a show on my phone

[Standefer 🌼 @HannahStandee]

My barista at Starbucks noticed I changed my hair. & He made my day 🥲

[dani 🌙 @yupdanix]

Y’all screamed at customer service workers to quit if they don’t like their wages. Now y’all pissed it takes 45 minutes to get your food made in a restaurant and Starbucks closing at 7pm 😂😂😂

[Standefer 🌼 @HannahStandee]

@AlexisSchuldt Yes yes same!!

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

2000: Go to college or you'll be flipping burgers!

2008: What do you mean you can't find a job, is flipping burgers too good for you?

2016: You want $15/hr for flipping burgers?! Millennials are so entitled.

2021: Why does no one want to flip burgers anymore?

[Standefer 🌼 @HannahStandee]

I got really motivated to do laundry on a Monday morning and boom washer breaks 🤙🏼