Hannah Walker

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[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @kaitlynzieler]

“there’s plenty of fish in the sea” can some direct me to the sea?? I think I’m in the swamp..

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

When the hairstylist quizzes me on the inspo pic I gave her asking if I see more warm or cool tones and I get it wrong 🫠

[Lynzie @lnikol19]

You golf?

No but I can get drunk and drive the golf cart

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

@MikeCourtneyy I’m convinced this doesn’t exist anymore

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

It’s currently 12:42am and I’m wide awake thinking about the fact that I have a year and 8 months to get my shit figured out before I am 100% an actual adult and have to pay for everything on my own.

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

*me showing my coworker my hinge profile and then all the guys I’ve matched with
Her: Hannah, all these guys look the exact same to me…your type clearly isn’t working out for you.

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

I woke up this morning with cookie dough in my hair. I don’t know whether I should cut my hair short or start working out 12 times a day.

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

Ok hear me out…a bar that has a generational theme every Saturday night for example; 50s, 60s, 70s, and so on. But not just dress up like them. Have live bands and instruments according to each theme, signature drinks, decorations, etc.

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

No matter how much you hurt me, I still pray for your well-being. We are not the same.

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

If I don’t meet the love of my life in the same romantic way as my parents did…I don’t want it.

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

@brittanymonette This is a golden idea!!

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

Next time a guy sends me an unsolicited Dick pic I am replying with a video of me laughing hysterically and then immediately blocking him. Need to bring down their unnecessarily high self confidence to a more accurate level.

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

*my family making fun of me for the guys I’ve dated
Me: ok I get it, I clearly don’t have great taste in men
My dad: it’s ok, you obviously don’t realize that during the relationship!
Thanks dad 🥸

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

Walmart employee: finding everything alright?
Me: yes thank you!
Him: life’s not that bad is it?
Me: excuse me?
Him: you just look so mad!
Me: oh no this is just how I look

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

Music blasting in the car while eating a donut. Guys I’m in the prime of my life.

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

I have a toxic cycle of napping during the day because I can’t sleep at night but I can’t sleep at night because I nap during the day🥴

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

You ever just crank the music in the car so loud you can’t hear yourself think?

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

July 24th 2009. That was the last minimum wage increase. $7.25 an hour. That’s $13,920 a year. Average rent is $1,124 a month. That’s $13,488 a year. That’s $432 in debt just from renting not counting food, bills, or anything else. Just rent.

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

Never ever read my horoscope but it was said on the radio today for scorpios and it said “chaos will subside and communication will become clear” and that my friend is how I know it is all bullshit 😂

[Hannah Walker @hannahTwalker]

@abbyisntcrabby This is my favorite and least favorite activity to do for this reason.