biological baby

advocating fiercely for all things beautiful

[biological baby @HannahWorst]

@trixiemattel Bandage with asymmetrical hem

[biological baby @HannahWorst]

I love weddings!!! If I can't be your matron of honor or coordinator I will be the #1 guest!!!

But I will take advantage of the open bar hehe

[biological baby @HannahWorst]

Getting so tired of jobs ignoring my resume, putting me into positions I have no experience in (with the promise of further training) and then getting pissed I'm not perfect at the job no one trained me to do??? Like, this is the 3rd time, I must have a complex or something ):

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I'm not certain veterinary medicine is real, my cat had blood in his pee and the treatment is to keep him so high he forgets to pee for an entire week

[biological baby @HannahWorst]

The whole podiatry office laughed when I said to put the copay "on my tab" so yeah, my Monday is going ok

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@pee4brains Untrained puppy energy

[biological baby @HannahWorst]

@NECROMANClNG Triple O polish! :o)

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Hibachi guy threw a shrimp at me and I dodged it 😅

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My landlord has been showing the apt all day and I just now realized I forgot to take all the printed nudes off of my fridge ):

[biological baby @HannahWorst]

@WolfLikeRoss When I took a self defense class they made sure to tell us not to demonstrate what we learned to our partners so they couldn't use it right back against us (:

[biological baby @HannahWorst]

@pizzaandbutts I was thinking about calico too!

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@pizzaandbutts Done!

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@pizzaandbutts Reading this while getting my hair dyed copper so yes

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@NECROMANClNG If you haven't already- look up thistlethistle's pants parabola!

[biological baby @HannahWorst]

@pizzaandbutts I keep mine extra brother so I an stir an egg into it

[biological baby @HannahWorst]

@pee4brains Orange for gamerfuel

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@pee4brains We're watching Sopranos now so I had to scroll back so far to find this. Obsessed with u

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Sam and I were ran out of two bars last week for a Santa themed pub crawl. They had a bullhorn?

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Washing a zucchini with a loofah sponge feels so rude.... like rubbing you with your skeletized cousin before cutting you up hehe