han

you mess with the toilet, you get the janitor

[han @HannDubb]

Noticed I never posted my ROCK here let me show off

[han @HannDubb]

Michael hated disclosure day so much that he got into a fight on Reddit about it

[han @HannDubb]

Middle aged man outside the movie theater today saw my Steelers sweatshirt and said “hey Pittsburgh!” And pointed at his eagles hat so I said “oh! We’re arch enemies ☺️” and he loooved that

[han @HannDubb]

Got a new tv today that came with stickers and I’m laughing very hard at the idea of putting an “I <3 Roku” sticker on my car

[han @HannDubb]

Got a new tv and it doesn’t have a port for av cables so now my Wii and VCR are staring at me like I am personally responsible for the rapid advancement of technology

[han @HannDubb]

At work getting actually pissed off because of how cold this office is

[han @HannDubb]

Nothing makes me happier or sadder than the fact that my high school best friend’s mom sends me rat content on Facebook every once in a while why do memories of being 15 feel like being punched in the gut

[han @HannDubb]

Nothing more satisfying than picking your cat’s nose

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[han @HannDubb]

He said this to me, personally

[Kyle Gallner @KyleGallner]

Have you been able to check Carolina Caroline out yet? I know it’s in limited places and at weird times so if you’ve seen it you’re a legend. 🤘🤘🤘🤘

[han @HannDubb]

We saw Carolina Caroline tonight… incredibly difficult not to giggle and kick my feet every time Kyle Gallner was on screen

[han @HannDubb]

New wedding registry item just dropped

[han @HannDubb]

@AliceClimbers I miss the ketchup bottles :(

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[han @HannDubb]

He’s my white feather hawk tail deer Hunter 🤍

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[han @HannDubb]

Thinking about how my parents wouldn’t let me put stickers on my electronics as a kid

[han @HannDubb]

Sometimes I get in the shower and it’s like oh! Guess I’m crying tonight

[han @HannDubb]

As someone who works with kids every day, we need to be WAY more concerned with their inability to read

[han @HannDubb]

Tweeted this and immediately he was mentioned in the book I’m reading. Jeff if you see this… we are linked

[han @HannDubb]

Thinking about Jeff Ward in brand new cherry flavor