Hannah Rand

Find out who you are and do it on purpose // @allisonpr // DUCKS// Portland // Beer // Sea Otters // Mini Aussies named Penny // true crime everyday

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

American Meme kind of makes me want to cry. Anyone else?

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙏

[elisabeth @shermanelis]

I understand very well what it feels like to be overwhelmed and exhausted by your inbox, but please, for the love of god, respond to your emails.

[elisabeth @shermanelis]

I feel like I have been working through the thickest fog all day, and I suspect lots of other people feel the same way. So to the people who are actually replying to emails, I say thank you and God bless.

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

@patrickhinds @CrimeWritersOn Yesssss

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

@TrueCrimeObsess please do innocent man for patreon!! 🙏🙏

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

This entire account is my current mood about myself

[fuckingPRperson @fuckingPRperson]

The sleigh bells are already ringing! The holiday season is around the corner and it’s never too early to smash your face through a window

[fuckingPRperson @fuckingPRperson]

how does this super low res flip phone photo taken in 1993 that my client refuses to replace work for you? no?

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

With two days left for the holiday break I swear to all the things, if one more person per my emails me out of turn I will lose it

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

Honestly today was pretty awful until I saw Tiger Beat in a coverage grid and I feel really okay now

[Marissa Miller @Marissa__Miller]

i was thinking of moving to nyc but that would ruin the fantasy. it's like finally hooking up with your long-time crush and then realizing you hate them

[TrueCrimeObsessed @TrueCrimeObsess]

FAM!! Let’s tell OUR QUEEN Kathleen Zellner (@ZellnerLaw) how much we love her! And suggest she listen to this week’s episode all about Dream / Killer! RT SO SHE SEES! RT! RT!
https://t.co/wwyxYihZZp

[GL @gldivittorio]

Therapist: Let’s talk about your treatment and self care plan

Me: Face... mask

Therapist: That’s not a legitimate form of-

Me: ʞsɐɯ ǝɔɐℲ

Therapist: We talked about this it’s a distraction that feeds off consumerism and the internalized value of appearance

Me: ʄǟƈɛ ʍǟֆӄ

:)

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

Why am I surrounded by people eating hot dogs with Mac n cheese on top? Why???

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

Why am I surrounded by people eating hot dogs with Mac n cheese on top? Why???

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Do you ever just look at your pet and conclude with certainty that no cuter creature exists in the entire world because same.

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

I’m sorry but can we take a moment to talk about how good @Mariska looks??? Talk about goals

[Regina Royan, MD MPH @ReginaRoyan]

@NRA I am a young emergency physician and I have already lost count of the number of kids I’ve seen die from GSWs. You’re here to make money and we’re here to save lives. Get out of OUR LANE. #ThisIsOURLane

[Hannah Rand @HannJrand]

When are we going to say enough?? This hurts my heart and makes me terrified

[The New York Times @nytimes]

"People started running to the back door," said a woman who had been inside the bar. She heard someone shout, "Get out — he's coming." She then fled the venue and heard another burst of gunfire. https://t.co/B8OzA0cRfP