Hanoon

[Hanoon @HanoonRaz]

The most absurd comment you can come across is "What if the roles were reversed?" 

Yea well, what if you ate through your butt instead of your mouth?

It's just not the same is it? It just feels different. And for good reason.

[Hanoon @HanoonRaz]

@Aestheticsn1 Gaza

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@narendramodi

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@ZacksJerryRig @Mrwhosetheboss So it's not just me then

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Just watched Kalki!! Can't wait for the second part , Parso ki !!

#Kalki2898AD

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@satnamsandhuchd Where's the beauty here? Why are we romanticizing indoctrination and cult behaviour?

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Salman Khan single handedly saving Pakistan from itself. #PeakIndianMovie #TigerAbhiTakZindaHai #Tiger3

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@Flipkart Still got nothing yet..

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@Flipkart Jhoot math bol

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Good riddance. Nobody even wanted it. The only shopping you could with 2000 Rupee notes were MLAs.

And I can't remember the last time I bought a politician.

#2000Note
#2000notes

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Google just released the beta version of their chatgpt rival , Bard.

So I guess if Chatgpt doesn't work for you, tu Bard me jha..

[Hanoon @HanoonRaz]

Its probably too late to ask this.. But who tf is Gala and why is everyone meeting him?!

[Hanoon @HanoonRaz]

This time for new year's resolution, I'm gonna continue not doing Heroin.

#NYE2023

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@kamaalrkhan @elonmusk @TwitterSupport @Twitter #maketwitterhillariousagain

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@that_introvertt Adulting is slowly realising that this shit ain't real and yet practicing it for the sake of it.

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@iamanusijnath

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@nenamooore Crippling depression

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@prabhavit007 Try high tides

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@muftimenk Jealousy is always a good colour on the almighty

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@Pontifex Tried it. Doesn't work