Hansen Carpenter

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[Hansen Carpenter @HansenCarpenter]

Putin started already, turns out our Dawn was Orange, not Red. #ElectionResults

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@BEboyssoccer is this mornings practice cancelled?

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At what age do boys stop pointing out flaws on women? 12- Mom your nose has hairs.

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@SenateDems Fight for common sense gun regulations. Our"well regulated militia" is the military and guard.

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@BillNye I can't understand how people can love guns more than their children.

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@midnight Do I have to Throwback Thursday if it's close to the minimum length?#ThursdayThoughts

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Said no woman ever. https://t.co/HzPyP2toXr

[reni 🦌🫜 @reniadeb]

how did i meet your father? he shouted "OI, YOU NOT GONNA SAY HELLO BACK TO ME, ARE YOU DEAF OR RUDE" as i walked past him and i just knew

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@guardian #3000chairs

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@CaptainAmerica split the difference for #MarvelMother'sDay

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@CaptainAmerica looking forward to Marvel Mother's Day with my boys on Sunday.

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As my 11 year old said,"Captain broke someone out of jail!".@CaptainAmerica I stand with #TeamIronMan. #TweetMe https://t.co/HdldiSHyIK

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@JPellegrini1983 "To Kill a Mockingbird."

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Can someone tell me why they are risking their lives for a twice dead body? #FearTheWalkingDead

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@Baconarchist All zodiac references are code for, I'm superstitious. Or a serial killer.

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Are the Saviors' whistling or do they have Mockingjays?#deadbuzz

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@JPellegrini1983 what's your favorite @StephenKing book?

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There's a super model joke in there somewhere. https://t.co/OfNFe75cDC

[Weird Science @weird_sci]

Luna moths have no mouths - they only eat during their caterpillar stage.

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I'm more concerned about Carol. And sure Tobin, That's a "tower injury." I'll bite. https://t.co/AgxzGCPzu1

[Jason Pellegrini @JPellegrini1983]

To all the Darrell fans out there... #TheWalkingDead #TWD

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@neilhimself @amazon when is this going to be a movie or tv series?

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Reminded me of Jurassic Park, "I won't tell anyone." https://t.co/nnCgG71S8b

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Denise: "I threw up on my glasses." Took me back to my drinking days.