Doctorpus!

I did ALL the ironing! I'm a goddam hero.
Librarian. He/Him

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[Doctorpus! @HappyghostUK]

@UKPRES1 @TheStingisBack I at the very least saw the prince one.

[Doctorpus! @HappyghostUK]

@UKPRES1 @TheStingisBack Sky must have had them because I did see this as a kid.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

"People talk about 2050.

I'm a firefighter.

I want to talk about now."

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[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Firefighter James Rodgers speaking alongside Zack Polanski, on the need to address climate change

"When people talk about climate change, they often talk about the year 2050. I’m a firefighter. I want to talk about now, because for firefighters, climate change isn’t a prediction, it’s a shift we’re already working. Climate change is the fire call to multiple back gardens alight, children’s clothing burning on the washing line."

"Climate change is the acrid smell as you effect entry into a flat because someone has succumbed to heat stroke and hasn’t been checked on in weeks. Climate change is the sound of people in floods of tears when they’re stuck in a lift 20 floors up in 30-degree heat."

"Climate change is the taste of dust in your dry mouth watching a fire sweep uncontrollably across a park you used to play football in as a child in your summer holidays. Climate change is this becoming a day-to-day reality."

"This week I’ve spoken to my colleagues from all over the United Kingdom and they have said no one wants to admit it, but the heat is getting to all of us. We’re getting shorter with each other and we’re finishing jobs feeling like we’ve done a full day’s work even before lunch."

"Another said, my station gets very hot inside and there isn’t a place I can find relief from the heat whilst at work. It leaves me having more headaches and brain fog, less able to do my job after 24 years in the job. Another firefighter said to me, when are we finally going to get the workwear designed for this climate?"

"Everyone who works in the fire brigade is feeling the exhaustion. We expect the fires, we expect the floods, we expect the road traffic collisions. What we didn’t expect was for the extreme heat itself to become the emergency."

"Not just for the public, for the people responding to it too. Climate change is rapidly changing the conditions in which every part of our job happens. Make no mistake, we will turn up. Don’t fear the sound of our sirens – it’s the sound of help on its way."

"We will keep responding, we will keep adapting. The question isn’t whether us firefighters will do our job, the question is whether the rest of us are willing to do ours. The climate crisis is stretching the fire service long before it makes headlines."

"And whilst the same debates continue to happen, whilst fossil fuels are exploited from the earth for the profit of the few, our jobs are getting harder, days longer, resources thinner and incidents more severe."

"Major fires can start with a single spark. Every solution starts with a decision to act. Every action that cuts emissions, protects our green spaces, teaches our children to care, supports resilience or helps a vulnerable neighbour matters."

"Our future isn’t decided by one big decision, but millions of small ones. And the longer we wait, the harder it becomes for communities, for governments and, yes, for firefighters too. Because the climate crisis isn’t coming."

"It’s calling 999."

[goreng pisang @cakesauce]

very ugly and disturbing.

but why do some people find it ugly and disturbing, but other people find it great enough to print?

is it an artistic eye? media literacy? generation gap? class indicator?

[Doctorpus! @HappyghostUK]

@fesshole Try working in a school and having to constantly explain GDPR to colleagues trying to use it.

Infuriating!

[Doctorpus! @HappyghostUK]

@jpalmiotti This reboot is weird, I mean, he's not even a dinosaur.

But I trust you so will give it a look

[Doctorpus! @HappyghostUK]

@HiBritneyMonae You're a star, thank you so much!

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@Telepeturtle @Danny8bit

[Doctorpus! @HappyghostUK]

@HiBritneyMonae Ages ago I'd lost loads of weight and life got in the way and it came back. But every time I've tried since I'd over do it till I'm unwell and then it slides away. So for now I'm chipping away so at least that 20 minutes happens. My knees won't let me do as much as fast anymore.

[Doctorpus! @HappyghostUK]

@HiBritneyMonae Cardio and hand weights/small adjustable dumbbells.

My stuff is just cause I finally hit a point at work were I have more free time to even think about doing exercise. So I use an old elpitical machine, for 10 minutes, some stretches before hand, and some very simple arm curls.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Crazy that him and the President use to run two mans with children and we all gotta act like everything is okay and normal with the world.

[Doctorpus! @HappyghostUK]

@jpalmiotti My biggest selfish wish would be one more crossover with lower decks. But I do love me some SNW

[Doctorpus! @HappyghostUK]

@lewstringer That game boy is pristine! Is this like the second time you have ever touched it?

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Not a single headline in Western media. The normalization of killing children is our collective shame.

[Doctorpus! @HappyghostUK]

@suchnerve No one can ever convince me mac and cheese is good.

It actually makes me recoil. I'm not fussy with food, but that...yeesh.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Destroying the physical proof of history so an algorithm becomes the only version that survives. We really are in a depression