HappyHelena

bad tweets. strictly.

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he made that bitch famous but now she #1 🤔🤔

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@AGloriousFish what did you do?

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so there’s a spider in my bathroom and except for the fact that he watched me shower, we’re cool

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@ThePleyboiDavi 1.7 liters

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@ThePleyboiDavi unexpected, yet relatable, twist

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started crying at work today, I guess it’s that time of the month again...

a full moon

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@lilozk4r fair

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is David Attenborough vegan?

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Woah

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wait this isn’t google

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I give so many thumbs up I should be a hitchhiker

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@milesmeister_ What about height?

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@itsmeimario I understand, it’s likely for the best

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nothing in my life, thus far, has impressed me as much as a greyhound running around a park #mindblown

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@AGloriousFish @milesmeister_ ah Ron! chee knee!!

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are buses manual?

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@AGloriousFish @sephblack_

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@BenjiBrinson I wonder the same thing everyday