Happy Red Texan

Happy, conservative, and proud Texan. Don't California my Texas. Thank God Trump won! Hook ‘em! My second language is GIF.

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@CurtisHouck The fact that Oprah’s lover is stunned says so much.

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@jamestalarico A lot of “Formers” on this list. It’s because they aren’t real republicans and got the boot.

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@eljay25thleo

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@dom_lucre He showed more bulge than the football players.

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@CollinRugg He needs to take Dolly out his mouth.

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@Ravious101 @AllieJade1

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

We've lost our damn minds.
The Lindsay Clancy mass psychosis proves that a lot of people need to have their Wifi taken away. But this psychosis started many years before TikTok...

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@BrickCenter_ The WNBA apparently does not test for testosterone.

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@ClownWorld Same women in favor of abortion up until birth. This is essentially moving the goal posts to abortion after birth.

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@ilangoth @techbrahh Oh so I can use the same excuse when I travel to a country where English is not the primary language? What a dumb take just like the Indians we’re importing to America.

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@townhallcom My back hurts just looking at her.

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@JustineBateman Well I didn’t have YouTube growing up, but this was me in real life as a kid. Kids should do have d work too.

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@Nxlx777 He’s looking for a green card

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@22CCnews You can tell CC hates her coach.

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@bennyjohnson I don’t know who this D chick is. But the irony of the tattoo on the arm that struck Sophie. How Godly.

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

When Megan Rapinoe, Billie Jean King, Simone Biles, Sue Bird, Diana Taurasi, Brittney Griner, Naomi Osaka or Coco Gauff speak about politics it’s “heroic” and “Bigger than Sports” but when Sophie Cunningham answers a political question she was asked it’s a “distraction from the game” and “disgusting”??????

When did we let our sports and media get so politically bias. We are being indoctrinated and unfortunately most of you are lapping it up.

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@DanODonnellShow China plant.

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OMG @greggutfeld I always have the same type of bathroom dreams! Exactly as you described! I thought I was the only one. I shared a bathroom with an older brother and younger sister and never connected it.

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@RedMedia_us Took me three listens to realize she was saying ancestors instead of ass sisters 😂

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Someone please give Michael Dell’s wife some styling help! Oof!