CGI Bear Grylls

Licensed Dianetics Auditor. Economy & Finance Analyst @foxbusiness. Professor Emeritus, L'Ecole Hamburgeur. Citizen of the Great Lakes Caliphate.

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@Akisaethewolf Nah I'll give it to an irl friend

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Also I might not check on this post until later, deal with it

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

lmaoooooooooo

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

never a Philosopher Barbie & probably never a Poet Barbie or Anorexic Barbie or Suicidal Barbie which would be too painful a mirror held up to 21st century US & the actual lives of many girls & women.

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@SaeedDiCaprio

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

i really love that:
A) they added goofy creepy music
B) the caption editorializes what's happening to imply a chicken is being "tricked"
C) we do not get any information on what exactly the goat plans to DO with the chicken after tricking it
D) this video just rules

[Beach Boys Moments @beachboysmoment]

Brian Wilson asks an interviewer if he’s Jewish. (2005)

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@realRichieSoans @Jason_Milo_Raso @10NewsFirstPER Doesn't need to be failed, rockets drop their stages into the ocean by design

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@CoolBikeArt1 Iconic Linda

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In the same way that Ken's job is Beach, mine is just Excel now

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I like my new job, but now I routinely have seven spreadsheets open and that kinda makes me want to die

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Coming back from bluesky for a couple days because there's a discourse happening there and you can't mute words

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@majordouzie I have a stylus zoom that I really like, slightly less fidelity than yours but a lot more flexibility

[NBA Youngbob Official @bust_bob]

Jonah Hill: If you need mustard for your sandwiches then you should get some and keep it in the fridge. Using my dipping mustards is a huge breach of my trust, and if you need to use them then I am not the right partner for you, plain and simple.

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@QuotesFuturama Me at exactly 4:30pm at work

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Well, I'm tired of this room and everyone in it.

If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna pop over to the casino for the next 135 hours.

#Futurama