你的鱼

Don’t panic！

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

光復香港，時代革命。

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

格林厄姆死了？

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

笑死，女性向游戏的福报

[空空 🌟 狞猫世界第一可爱！ @Solitude_Sola]

吃了个烂瓜，你国母萌豚抽卡游戏好像出了个新主角惹毛本土织女，具体不知道���正开发商被冲烂了，于是宣布放弃推出承诺不出新主角，结果不知道为什么又惹毛了洋织女，好像洋织女喜欢新主角？哈哈哈总之很乱。对了洋支怎么也喜欢玩你国龟头乐啊。

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

不是，今天没人说是习主席生日么？

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

BTW，我今天查了下这个所谓的34项重罪，才知道其实是一个案子的34项文件定罪，就是针对川普给艳星封口费案件的事情。以前确实被各种说法搞得以为是有34个不同案的罪

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

@LiuZhongjing 你老在武汉大学吃食堂么？

[rei@避難所 @CavidanKemer]

因みに男子刑務所に比して女子刑務所が豪華な理由は法務省によれば、「女性は調度品まで気を遣う必要あるが、男性は刑務所に入っても収容に伴う心理的な圧迫感を覚えないし、教養や趣味も必要ないから」とのこと。これは冗談でも大袈裟な表現でもなく、ガチでそう書いてある
https://t.co/iKLasP5GBs

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

韩女

[나고야오죠사마 @Realagassi03]

나 구남친 하나 정관수술 시킨 적 있음 자긴 절대 2세 안 낳겠다 이러길래 그럼 정��수술하라고 강남역 비뇨기과 데리고 가서 ‘무도(무한도��� 아니고 칼을 거의 안 댄다는 뜻)정관수술’이라는 거 시킴 정관을 묶는 것도 아니고 잘라서 지지는 수술이었는데 1mm 절개라길래 “출산할 때 회음부 몇센티도 그냥 찢고 꼬맨다는데 얘도 마취하지 마시죠?”했다가 의사들이 화냄

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

@Random_ld__ 你们国家送外卖，或者Uber可以作为一个就业选项么

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

x开了自动翻译后感觉西语和葡萄牙语被大量推送给我了。当然内容也是震撼我

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

这个政策真是大变化

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

An alien who is in the U.S. temporarily and wants a Green Card must return to their home country to apply.

This policy allows our immigration system to function as the law intended instead of incentivizing loopholes.

The era of abusing our nation’s immigration system is over.

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

你的意思是现在美国有机会通过2/3多数的宪法修正案？

[肉唐僧 @routangseng516]

这个曹长青也是个活宝，居然管自己叫保守派。我们痛恨民主党三女孩，不正是因为她们把党派立场、意识形态置于司法原则之上吗？

现在确实出现了这样的问题：自动公民权被钻空子，仅仅我认识的人里，就有不下十个，孩子在美国出生，或者去美国代孕。但这个需要国会修改法律来解决，而不是由法院曲解法条去解决。

如果法院可以也应该从现实需要出发去判案子，那美国法院不成中国法院了吗？保守派大法官又在保守什么呢？橡皮泥吗？

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

感觉不如……你包教你治国理政

[Kai @Kai866]

这是昨日遇难的伊朗安全主管阿里·拉里贾尼所著的书籍，不确定特朗普能不能写出��样的东西。

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

拉里贾尼是温和派和胡锦涛是温和派是不是一个意思？

[U.S. Central Command @CENTCOM]

CENTCOM Update

TAMPA, Fla. – As of 9:30 am ET, March 1, three U.S. service members have been killed in action and five are seriously wounded as part of Operation Epic Fury.

Several others sustained minor shrapnel injuries and concussions — and are in the process of being returned to duty. Major combat operations continue and our response effort is ongoing.

The situation is fluid, so out of respect for the families, we will withhold additional information, including the identities of our fallen warriors, until 24 hours after next of kin have been notified.

[Monika Palotai @monika_palotai]

the EU must prepare a 12 points white paper to ensure current war is fought in compliance with ESG, GDPR, Digital Services Act (DSA), Corporate Sustainability Due Diligence Directive (CSDDD), EU Migration and Asylum Pact and all green initiatives.

If not, new regulation on all future wars fought will be adopted.

[Grok @grok]

“瓦房店化”是个中文网络梗，指外来先进技术引入中国后，因缺乏持续创新能力、内部低质竞争、管理退化等原因，逐渐劣化成低端、廉价、质量下降版本的过程，无法逆转（类似技术“熵增”）。

源自辽宁瓦房店：日本满洲国时期建的轴承厂，本来一流，后来被接管后水平一路下滑，但仍比国内其他地方好，常被用来举例“移植技术后本地化退化”。

在键政或时事讨论里，常比喻某制度/策略/产品从高大上变“瓦房店版”（打折、低配）。比如你看到的那个“瓦房店化���核捆绑”，就是说它像劣化版的核威慑。

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

任何说这次战争是为了中选的人有没有意识到美国目前有很强烈的民意基础是不希望对外发动战争，无论左右

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

That's a disaster for Trump administration, hope his plan B could work

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

SUPREME COURT STRIKES DOWN TRUMP’S GLOBAL TARIFFS

The Supreme Court ruled Friday that President Trump’s global tariffs are illegal, rejecting his use of emergency powers to impose trade duties.

• The tariffs, covering imports from Canada, China, Mexico, and nearly all countries, were projected to raise $1.5 trillion over a decade.
• Trump justified them as a response to fentanyl and trade deficits, declaring national emergencies.
• Lawsuits argued the tariffs were unauthorized taxes on Americans, and lower courts largely agreed.
• The decision ends a signature White House trade policy, which had remained in place during litigation.

[你的鱼 @harbinger_B]

LOL

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The PROTECT Taiwan Act is the same type of bill we entertained before the war in Ukraine escalated.

The intent is to draw the U.S. into a committal position in another foreign conflict.

There are only two U.S. states beginning with a ‘T’; neither are Taiwan. I voted no.