schmourtney schmay schmurham

got nothing for ya, head back to camp

[schmourtney schmay schmurham @Hardcore_Corn]

me and bestie

[Jay @theearthyvirgo]

Virgo: “You mad because of what I said or you mad because it was true?”

[schmourtney schmay schmurham @Hardcore_Corn]

Ok I’m deleting Twitter again bc it makes me wanna be mean lolz. Love yuns

[schmourtney schmay schmurham @Hardcore_Corn]

trying to buy bedroom lamps and screaming in horror every time I see the price

[áine 🍉 @aineloulou]

sylvanian drama banned? modern day burning of the library of alexandria omg

[schmourtney schmay schmurham @Hardcore_Corn]

@aineloulou this can’t be happening

[schmourtney schmay schmurham @Hardcore_Corn]

@lordnavji exactlyyyy

[schmourtney schmay schmurham @Hardcore_Corn]

if I’m ever at a cat cafe, check me into a facility bc something’s wrong

[𝑚𝑎𝑦𝑎𝑟 @mmayarrr_]

my father is the reason I expect so much from a man. you gotta understand that fr

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I don’t like addressing what i think should be common sense.

[schmourtney schmay schmurham @Hardcore_Corn]

yeah I have a big nose. I can actually always see it, I just ignore it. people with big noses are HOT

[vic🍒 @onlyfools]

hot people have a deep story with this album

[schmourtney schmay schmurham @Hardcore_Corn]

watching Train to Busan for the first time and the way I want to beat the hell out of the dad

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

big fan of my husband. love it when he calls. it’s like ooo a pretty boy is calling. nice

[mere @merestromb]

It’s easy to overlook a man’s baggage when your frontal lobe is still at medium rare

[g @geogre_j]

Beyoncé and Dolly Parton to Jolene:

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

a woman who creates a sense of safety within herself is a woman who will only go where it feels safe.

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

anybody ass been getting fatter? whew its crazy out here