Tommy

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

passive aggressively showing up 45 seconds late to the teams meeting

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

I've got acapella folk songs sung extremely poorly by some dude from Kenya. I've got a song that is literally unavailable on spotify. What the fuck are we doing here?

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

spotify emailed me to tell me that my subscription price was going up and then immediately dropped the most dogshit release radar of all time on my ass. I've got 0 listener Georgian indie rock. I've got a fucking 1 minute interlude from a dogshit punk band.

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

if you knock on my door holding an iPad I should be legally entitled to shoot you

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

Sorry I can't make it home for Christmas this year, all my money is tied up in "Rizzler says the N word" futures on Kalshi.

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

im reading beautiful picture poem about the cat who is named GarField (pbuh)

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

Daaaaaa Pope

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

@DemkovichC Georgia is gonna break these boys in half brother

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

@DDualian chicken wang

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

At this point it would be easier to have companies write me a letter when they DON'T have my personal information stolen.

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

@DemkovichC 🙏🙌

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

Spotify has gotta be fucking with me now. Rock Lobster on the discover weekly? You think I haven't heard Rock Lobster before?

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

@joeyjaws @BWWings What sauce did you go with on these?

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

maybe I got a little too into Shogun but I think Hillary should have committed seppuku for bringing a great dishonor upon her house

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

And there it is

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

@jontaffer @TaffersBourbon Taffmaster, when is this coming to Tennessee?

[The Lord of Leisure @LeisureGod69]

The US Healthcare system is BROKEN!

I’m turning 30 soon so I decided to go in for a check up. At the beginning of the visit everything was normal, the doctor took my vitals, ran some blood tests, and asked standard questions. Then just as I thought the visit was over everything changed.

The Doctor looked me dead in the eyes and said “it’s pp time.” He asked me to pull down my trousers so he could “get eyes on my piece.” This made me feel uncomfortable but he’s a medical professional so I complied.

He took one look at me and yelled “we got a small pp guy in here” very loudly. He immediately left and brought in several other doctors who began chanting “small pp” in unison. It was highly uncomfortable but I thought it may have been standard procedure so I didn’t say anything.

I was then handed a bill for $3,000.

$80- Registration fees
$150- Medical services & testing
$2,770- pp time (small)

Ever since the visit I’ve been receiving late night phone calls from the Doctor and his associates who are clearly intoxicated. They typically start by asking “Is this the small pp guy?” and spiral into a drunken monologue about insurance charges, healthcare administration, and of course more small pp talk.

The next day after each of these calls I am emailed a bill for $400-700 for “small pp consultation fees.”

It’s time we put a stop to this madness. Please join me in the fight against the broken healthcare system.

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[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

@jontaffer @BarRescue @katherineeread SHUT IT DOWN

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

it's tax season so it's time for all the "I wish they had taught me how to do taxes in school instead of X subject" takes. bro you can't figure out your taxes because you're bad at reading and math, they tried to teach you those

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

With all of my concerts canceled, it’s a fair statement to say I’m a victim of cancel culture!

[Tommy @HarderBuckaroo]

@jontaffer get his ass Jon