Samantha

im the self declared tetris champion of the world. im also the funniest girl i know. you can find me in bed, eating froot loops straight from the box.

[Samantha @HardKnocksSam]

whenever my dog lies this way (which is everyday), it makes me wonder if @JesseThorn would find her amusing and if it would cause him to do his signature “this animal is funny” laugh. 🤔 hmmm.

[Samantha @HardKnocksSam]

pink hair and purple eyes. im so colorful. 💖💜

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@SeanLikesThings @ConSelfOwns @CarlyDMayer @Hbomberguy thank you for linking his handle. that clip was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[Samantha @HardKnocksSam]

@jzeternal because two of my friends have recently informed me that they didn’t know which continent it was on, and before i berate them, i figured i’d make sure this knowledge was very widely known.

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forgive the ridiculousness of this poll, but i still need to do it.

where is Egypt located?

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oh hey.

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why do i live here?

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may i just say..... i am LOVING trump’s Twitter feed. it is thoroughly amusing.

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i can finally end my self imposed travel ban to America! 🥳

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@Sailor_Moon_CA @hodgman @david_rees that’s what im saying! there’s no possible way for me to watch the show. 💔

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@Fearless_Fred @BlackLabBeer IT’S BIGGER THAN YOUR HEAD.

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best accidental birthday gift! they read my letter on the judge john @hodgman podcast this week. 🥳

check it out. im basically famous now. no big deal.

[Samantha @HardKnocksSam]

home alone. eating pizza in bed. what a great birthday. 😬

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happy birthday to me! 🥳

[Samantha @HardKnocksSam]

“Purple Galaxy” contacts! thoughts?

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this is the beautiful puzzle i received for supporting the Judge John @hodgman podcast during the Max Fun Drive last year for @MaxFunHQ.

im finally ready to present my completed work. and here it is! i don’t mean to brag, but im really good at puzzles.

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my sister sent me this vid. she found a coupon book that i made for her when i was little. omg the last page is AMAZING! 😂 im dying.

[Samantha @HardKnocksSam]

this isn’t photobombing.

it’s “holy f. Medusa is so terrifying, she has an entire room to herself.”

#UffiziGallery
#Caravaggio

[Samantha @HardKnocksSam]

hi. it’s me again.

fine. i’ll stop.

#Primavera