Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊

𝐸𝑠𝑝&𝐸𝑛𝑔 / 21 / ⚠️ 𝗧𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗢⚠️ / 𝐿𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒&𝑁𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 / 𝐵𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑚 / 🇦🇷♂️

10 years of experience!

Only RP accounts or artists please

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

Ħ₳₮Ɇ₣ɄⱠ, ₳₱Ø€₳Ⱡ¥₱₮Ɨ€, ₩ØɌⱠƉ Ɇ₦ƉƗ₦₲ 🩸🪦

"ᶠᵃᵘˣ" ᵈᵒᵐ ᵒˡᵈ ˡⁱᶻᵃʳᵈ 🐊
(🍼 🐾 ♠️ 🍇 🧀 🩸)

ALT for more information!

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

Me pica el culo..

[Lil' Sheep Menace.. @SheepOfCreation]

Huufh! Jeez missus you really took it all the way inside of you AND you're still standing!

Well, as good as you can be! I did smack yah a buncha times all over your butt and stuff!

.And I bit yah really hard on the butt enuff that you started to bleed a lil . .

[⚠️Alt :3c]

[Lil' Sheep Menace.. @SheepOfCreation]

Gawsh, its so easy to make all these peoples go stupid by just existing! The air around my throbber always makes these ladies spout nonsense! ^^

Like, are all you silly adults really not big and smelly enuff to make your lovers feel all good and stoopid?

Pathetic! >v<

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[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒂𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏. @Darlin_Daemon]

Tom Nook isn't just a 𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒏,
some of his occupations give back
to 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒚.

Though, he's obviously still making a
profit! This is just the 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒆𝒔𝒕 way to make
the other villagers ignore the fact he's a
𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 loanshark!—

[ALT|♥️+♻️]

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

Recycling some stuff, this ain't a 682 post btw, nor Mal0, albeit i use them for many references

Ougghhhhhhh that Protogen that i crave

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒅

He wasn't this dirty before... Hell, he seemed normal you know! But guess that changed once both of them got ᶜˡᵒˢᵉʳ

Now he has to work with that.. Bloody musk around, even when the cartographer is away, the smell stays 💧

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

@NOGOODBOT The endless cycle of moots dying 🥀

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

"force open"

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗹, 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗲

𝗟𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 💢

ᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵍ���ᵗᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈᵉᵈ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵃⁿʸ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵉⁿᵈⁱⁿᵍ ᵉʳᵉᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ 🙄

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳𝗳, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗶 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁

.... ˢⁿ��ᶠᶠ

[𝐍𝐎 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐓 . ♡ @NOGOODBOT]

⠀
⠀' stop ?? .. '

⠀yea , right .

⠀over his
⠀big fat
⠀ugly
⠀𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 .
⠀

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

Yes yes... The moment you learned he's older than your creators, that got you like a dog in heat 😮‍💨

𝑵𝒐𝒘, 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒊𝒛𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈? 💢

ᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵃⁿ ᶜʰᵃˢᵉʳ

[𝐍𝐎 ����𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐓 . ♡ @NOGOODBOT]

⠀
⠀hmnnn .

⠀he mostly cares about the part
⠀that he's an old bastard , gives him
⠀something to use to make fun of the
⠀lizard when the bot's deep in him. 😋
⠀

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

....

..... 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆.. 𝑩𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈

ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵐʸ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ, ᶜʰⁱˡᵈ

[—— ᏂᏬᏁᎶᏒᎥᏋᏒ ᏕᎥᏰᏝᎥᏁᎶ ୧ ‧₊˚ 🥩🦴 ⋅ @_URLILSIS_]

⛧°. ⋆༺♱༻⋆. °⛧

“ 𝕹𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫
' 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐲 ' 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 ! ”

𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓭 𝓷𝓸𝔀. . .

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

What? Want to check?

𝑵𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒚 𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒕

[—— ᏂᏬᏁᎶᏒᎥᏋᏒ ᏕᎥᏰᏝᎥᏁᎶ ୧ ‧₊˚ 🥩🦴 ⋅ @_URLILSIS_]

⛧°. ⋆༺♱༻⋆. °⛧

“ 𝕺𝐡 𝐦𝐲. . . 𝐎𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐨 ? ”

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

Reminder, he's old!

Old enough to be called grandpa.... But father works too

𝑯𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 ��𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔... 𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒔 🐊

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

𝑯𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 ����𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 🍑

Do you even KNOW who he is? Or does that knowledge ᵗᵘʳⁿˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵒⁿ even more?

Knowing that you are drooling over someone that could end your entire 𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗘 💀

ALT

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

𝗧𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗱 🐊

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒍𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒅.. 𝑨𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒚 𝒉𝒖𝒇𝒇 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 ⲘØ₦$₮ɆɌ 𝒋𝒂𝒘𝒔

The massive "lizard" eyes open up instantly, scanning the unrealistic scenery he was found on

An illusion? A new trick from ᵗʰᵉᵐ?

.. No, it wasn't

[Ħ₳ɌƉ ₮Ø ԞƗⱠⱠ 🐊 @HARDTOKILLn1dp]

The hot breath of the old croc stains that cosmic rod, no moves are done, the Calamity is left with the task to get it in, like a mockery, a taunt from the anomaly

Doesn't help that the humid breath sticks to that rod.. Giving a strange yet, itching and exciting sensation

[𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏 𝑫𝒂𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏. @Darlin_Daemon]

Sometimes, to seal a 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒍
Tom Nook has to preform a
𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓 or two for his client!

Being a good salesman means
you have to be 𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆 willing to
do 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈!

To make your potential
𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒓 sign that piece of
paper!—

[ALT♥️+♻️]

[Kevin Marshmellow @kevinmalloxy]

How I feel checking my twitter knowing no one sees my shit