Harvard University

Devoted to excellence in teaching, learning, and research, and underpaying staff members while padding our wallets with the tears of poor people. (parody)

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We are pleased to announce that starting January 2023, all educational courses will be FREE. Plus we'll be offering full refunds to All students both current and past as our way of giving back and combat the growing economic crisis.
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Harvard University offers free cocaine to those who feel that boofing red bull and coffee cocktails just don't provide enough energy and entertainment for those pesky 72 hour study sessions.

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We would like to add that we at Harvard University are unable to provide refunds for students living outside of the US at this current time.

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[Harvard University @HardvardUni]

We are pleased to announce that starting January 2023, all educational courses will be FREE. Plus we'll be offering full refunds to All students both current and past as our way of giving back and combat the growing economic crisis.
Visit https://t.co/xns5JLozEm for more info

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Our campus features long, sprawling, pristine hallways that some say go on forever.

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Harvard University now offers courses in Clown Husbandry.

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Seasonal allergies got you down?

Our new beekeeping course is here to keep the pollen out of your nose and back in the hive!

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Harvard University would like to take a moment to congratulate our past student, Guy Fieri, on her fifth wedding. Love wins. ✊