Harith Iskander

Stand Up Comedian/Director/Writer/Actor/Corporate Trainer/Manager: Dr Jezamine Lim Email: [email protected]

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

Isak! Finally! #YNWA

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

If advertising advises us to "Bet Responsibly" and "Drink Reaponsibly" ... shouldn't we also be able to "Smoke Responsibly"?

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

Sepak Takraw is an insanely atheletic and acrobatic sport. If the game could evolve and find a way to create longer rallies it could become one of the most watched court-based sports in the world

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

To some, conflict is oxygen
It fills their lungs
Its like, without it, they they might suffocate.
Every post is sparks, fire, endless battles

Me?
I breathe differently.
My oxygen is quiet.
Peace is my sanctuary
And laughter my light

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

Some see a wrongly flown flag and want to "ambil tindakan". Personally if I see someone do that i would just say "Boss ... salah pasang 😊" ... and move on.
#presecutionVSpointingout

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

I'm at @WHSmith in @KLIA_my when a (non-Malaysian) staff smiles n politely asks me "Boleh saya tanya sesuatu? Encik ni artis kan?"
I can tell you, prefacing with 'May I ask you something?' is so RARE nowadays. Kudos to u sir 👍

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

I present to you the track of the summer.

[Jay-LFC @JasonLFC1979]

Love it👌🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

Your Boo's dont mean anything to me
Ive heard what you people cheer for
-Rick & Morty -

#MessageToHaters

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

Not EVERY thought needs a microphone 😊👍

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

How does applause for UITM sound like ?

Klap. Klap. Klap.

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

Trump is creating giant market fluctuations with his on-again, off-again tariffs.

These constant gyrations in policy provide dangerous opportunities for insider trading.

Who in the administration knew about Trump's latest tariff flip flop ahead of time? Did anyone buy or sell stocks, and profit at the public’s expense?

I'm writing to the White House — the public has a right to know.

[Adam Schiff @AdamSchiff]

We just witnessed the full Trump cycle.

1) Make horrible policy decision.
2) Create lot of pain.
3) Falsely claim problem is solved.
4) Reverse course.
5) Leave things worse than before.

Rinse. Repeat.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The stages in a Donald Trump deal:
1. Lie about something being a problem
2. Do something to "fix" it, which causes an actual problem
3. Say you won't reverse what you've done
4. Reverse what you've done
5. Say "Art of the deal"

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

Stop trying to analyse Trump's decisions on "How's this going to benefit the US?"
Instead - "How's this going to benefit Trump (looong after his tenure is over)?

Guess who bought stocks low before todays 'surprise' rise in stock market

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

When some people spout on about race superiority in Malaysia I like to name members of our national football team: Mathew Davies, Declan Lambert, Dion Cools, La'vere Corbin Ong, Stuart John Wilkin, Nooa Laine, Romel Morales ... 🤣

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

Waste of time - Season2 - Harith Iskandar - Hotline Bling https://t.co/yBzEpTOsPL via @YouTube

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

Anybody have a ticket for Cat 2 Block 103 for sale (where the yellow circle is) please DM me thanks! #GreenDayKL

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

Ok now THIS was clever 👍 so many layersb🤣 well done bro 😜

[hi every buddy @stereographic07]

@HarithIskander looks like the comedy left with your wife

[Harith Iskander @HarithIskander]

On @litedotmy right now 8am to 9am 😊 Tune in!