Harleen Dhillon

[marco¹⁴ @14WEBBONSO]

"penguins listening to offers on kris letang" does kyle dubas have a death wish??? does he want sidney crosby to show up at his house at 3 am and smother him with a pillow???

[🎃scare-ahmotional👻 @sarahmotional]

If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”

[Millennial Moron @Mill_Moron]

Anyone trying to analyze the BC election result as "the first Conservative win in 98 years" can safely be disregarded as not knowing anything about BC politics lol

[aileen wuornos fan club president @bespinderella]

as a single childless woman, you can show up for countless bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, kid's birthday parties, anniversary dinners etc. but if you want even a modicum of reciprocation suddenly it's mortifying and beyond the pale. lol ok.

[Stephano🍁Barberis @HelloStephano]

Conservatives have governed BC under the names “Social Credit” and “BC Liberals” for 52 of the last 74 years. Uninformed people should stop portraying this as the first time BC has had a right wing govt in 100 years.

[5am @fxzkshvt]

dying on ur bday would be so cunt on a tombstone

[gee | -14.5 | 🐾 @geedeetwt]

I kinda want to kill myself to prove that I am actually struggling cus it astounds me literally nobody notices

[Deity @gharkakabutar]

I feel so lonely at times because everyone in my life has a person that they’ll prioritise over me but I’ve never been chosen to be that person for anyone.

[VIZ Media @VIZMedia]

What would you get the man who has everything … except that last Blue-Eyes White Dragon card.

Happy birthday Seto Kaiba 🍰💙

[ℳ. @softglxm]

Persone fidanzate da 850 anni verranno a dirmi che avere qualcuno accanto non è così importante (e sono d'accordo) ma dirlo a me che non ho mai avuto nemmeno un briciolo di amore corrisposto in 28 anni di vita è proprio una presa per il culo

[fawn ‎⦻ @fawnaerie]

"it gets better" it doesn't 😭 it doesn't 😭 it doesn't 😭 I've been waiting for it to get better since I was 13 😭 it never does and it never will 😭

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

part of me has accepted that i might have to do life alone. the love i want doesn’t even feel realistic

[Oluwafunlola @_funlola]

In the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I am fucking is tired.

[ً @ziikho_]

"do not be lustful" brother i am in the most fuckable years of my life rn wdym

[𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗮 @yoonkthh]

hasta la peor porquería tiene pareja y yo no

[Alex 🇵🇸🇱🇧 @foleywoley]

The problem with being single in your thirties is that there is just something deeply wrong with everyone left in the dating pool.

[Alex Adams @AlexAdamsCIH]

The list of chants so far tonight.

- You can't read
- You eat crayons
- Traitor
- Matthew's better
- We don't need you
- Little brother
- Fuck you
- Brady sucks
- Timmy's better
-Brady’s balding
- You’re a sellout
- Matthew’s bridesmaid.

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican

[ٰ @yesimsvrfer]

If I ever lose my life to depression just know I really did try

[Sneeze @v3nxs1x]

“you’re still holding a grudge” time passing isn’t a fucking apology and neither is an apology without change. i hope the guilt eats you alive for the rest of your life. i want you to drown in you’re thought like i drowned in mine. fuck you.