Ms. Allen

Traveler of both time and space 📸: harley_ma2

[Ms. Allen @Harley_ma2]

@ChipotleTweets may I please have a burrito to try the new chicken pls

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Smarter children are more likely to become heavier drinkers as adults

[jake @HoungSheldon]

“We’ve got over 50 beers on tap” oh wow very nice one Miller lite bottle please

[Ms. Allen @Harley_ma2]

@Mayarose_ Rt

[Ms. Allen @Harley_ma2]

@patsajak y so grumpy old man

[Ms. Allen @Harley_ma2]

@patsajak ur time on wheel of fortune is over ur a dick

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

We’ve heard so much about what an awful place America is to live lately. And while we certainly aren’t perfect days like these serve as a clear reminder how lucky we all are to live in this country.Thanks to all the brave men + women who protect the freedoms many take for granted

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Real talk for 1 second - Always horrible when you hear about terrorist attacks but especially tough when Americans and American Soldiers are killed. It shouldn’t take days like these to thank and appreciate all those who serve and protect us both domestic and abroad.

[Ms. Allen @Harley_ma2]

@demi_burnett @AmandaPinsky

[Ms. Allen @Harley_ma2]

@ktkelliher still holds true

[Ms. Allen @Harley_ma2]

Remembered I’m mad at every single man who ever walked into my life

[Sofia Franklyn @sofiafranklyn]

Why go to the gym when u can just be in a toxic relationship

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Thinking about shaving my head... off of my shoulders

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

My aunt got a divorce and I asked how she felt and she said “I thought I had an anxiety disorder but it turns out it was just your uncle”