Cris Conley

b. 1980; AA social science; weird sense of humor, Just another fart in a hurricane. Twitter is the ONLY Social Media I Participate in.

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A great literary quote:

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#GoSharksGo https://t.co/Hyy5AgPpIf

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This cover would look pretty good on your shelf.

Tweet & RT #NHL17Pavelski to make it happen!

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I actually have something semi-important to say
I QUIT SMOKING CIGARETTES

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I can't believe people still follow me!! Little Int access

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I'm being repetitive but RIP #GlennFrey

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RIP Glenn Frey. The biggest Legend lost for me so far this year. Fly Eagle fly

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And finally...Damn would legends quit dying please. RIP Lemmy, Bowie and, now Rickman.

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Happy late Christmas to u all too sorry I missed saying that

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Hi all. I promise i'll get active soon enough. Just need a few things first.

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My internet runs out in little over 2h. Tweet ya when I can tweet ya.

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@emmablackery loosing my internet for a while on the 6th. Just in case I don't get it back by the 11th Happy B-day Emma

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@HarleyMPE love being able to get a twofer

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#NationalStressAwarenessDay Nah just buy the better stuff #MyStonerConfession

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#YouHadMeAt Let's go upstairs

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@emmablackery World of War Ships and W,A,S,D.

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@ArielRebel The least a person can do in that sit. is call and say I'm going to be late or I can't make it #courtesy

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welcome to Denny's. If you enjoy food.....You might want to go elsewhere https://t.co/FMSabLFd60

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there's a McCallan Scotch that sells for $640,000. Fuck I love scotch but not that much

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Ah Speyside scotch. *shivers

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a dozen eggs, a pound of sugar, a quart of rum, and call an ambulance #BoozeTraveler

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I can't hear Lisa Simpson speak w/out thinking "Herman's Head"