Rachael Holt

Sleep Enthusiast

[Grassroots Leadership @Grassroots_News]

If you’re confused about what just happened at the Austin City Council meeting, below is a recap from our staff member Bethany. In short, @austintexasgov just voted to give @Austin_Police hundreds of thousands of dollars.

[Steven I. Garcia @MrCompson]

I find it appalling that @CapMetroATX is allowing the APD to utilize our city buses to transport riot geared cops to the Austin protests. These officers are injuring peaceful protestors and sending innocent people to the hospital. Voice your concern to [email protected]!

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

Delving into 5e for the first time, DMing a group of mostly new-to-D&D players. I am getting really excited for character creation tonight.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

I just got visibly choked up because I saw a cute dog outside the window.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

I've seen a lot of variations on the spelling of my name and heard a lot of weird attempts at pronouncing it (because of the extra A I guess), but someone just straight up addressed me as Richard in an email which is a first.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

We allowed our sick cat to drink from a glass a few times. It was the only way we could get her to drink any water. The other cats saw this and decided it was okay for them too. So, naturally, we have a cat glass now. #catsruleeverythingaroundme

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

@BenCHamlin I am feeling all the Jesus Christ superstar tweets lately.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

@lameonpodcast I’ve just about got the hair down.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

This is how I would like to go.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

I should hire a cool teen to do social media for me. I'm utterly hopeless at it. I keep seeing promoted tweets with Hillary Duff in them, and just now I was like "oh, when did I follow her?"

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

How are people in home renovation shows always surprised that the ugly, inconveniently placed wall is load-bearing? The ugly wall is always load-bearing. Or it’s hiding some creative wiring/plumbing.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

@lameonpodcast

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

I heard a weird sound in the apartment. Like a brief fog horn. Went to check on Steven in the shower. He also wanted to know what the sound was. We still have no idea, but both admitted that we thought the other had farted really loudly.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

My personal Hell is someone holding the door open for me, but I’m farther away than they realized, and I have to power walk down a never ending hallway, muttering “thank you” and avoiding eye contact for eternity.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

@MrCompson : If reincarnation is real, I would like to come back as a celebrity’s dog.

Me: I’d like to come back as a sea sponge.

Him: ...

Me: 🤷‍♀️It sounds relaxing

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

I was sitting under a tree on my lunch break, listening to a podcast, reveling in the fact that my phone still works after taking a dive into the toilet yesterday, and a squirrel pooped on me. I am sensing a pattern for the week and I'm not sure I want to see where its going.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

I am trying to temper my expectations, but I haven't let go of hope that it will magically be okay. It's just a little pee pee.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

My phone fell in the toilet. I blame the sorry excuse for pockets on women's pants.

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

@lameonpodcast

[Rachael Holt @HarlotLeach]

Looking fresh