Zyra

The grumpiest plant lady. Hates people and @WidowsEmbrace. Plant puns enthusiast. Adoptive mother of @RiTheFox and @IonianFoxBoy [League RP]

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

//What in the actual fuck are you doing in any social media whatsoever if 20 out of every 10 subjects somehow trigger you?

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

//Before burying Zyra again, i just want to say i genuinely want the League verse in general to crash and burn in the most catastrophic way possible.

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

//*Dusts off*

Seeing the League verse infight and implode got me like:

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

@QueenOfEtwahl "Then don't hug me."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

A wild moss-beard Zyra appears.

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

@QueenOfEtwahl "Listen, buddy, you can fuck right off with that."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

@WidowsEmbrace //And a more Bloodmoon Evelynn style robe.

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"Oh. Nice.

See you soon."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"My servants will let you in anyway."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"Yeaaaah, about the keys....i may have lost them."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"Yours hardly counts as a 'bed.' And you have the keys to my estate..."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"Cute, mine is enough for ten, plus extras.

Don´t forget the black makeup, dear.

And leave the front door open."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"I'll get changed. My bed is more than big enough for three."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"I´ll stop by one day.

Now come on, we got a threesome to work on."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"I'm sure we can find you something to wear. Loose fitting clothing isn't hard to come by."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"I get tired real fast of wearing dresses.

They´re the only clothes i can wear without feeling claustrophobic."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"You really should wear clothes whilst in Noxus.

I'd prefer not to have to explain the inevitable murders."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"I guess you could say that."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"I'd offer to spare some for you, but I realise your regular 'attire' is basically natural lingerie."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"Then wear your best, because that´s all the talking he´ll need."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"I own enough of it."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"Can you wear lace lingerie?"

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"Can't you just... talk to him?"

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"And it is, trust me.

But sometimes you really need to get the point across."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"There's some sort of implication here and I'm not sure I like it.

You'd think the fact he hasn't slept with me would be enough motivation."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"Ever tried spreading your legs and lining up landing lights to your hoo-hah like those Piltovian place tracks have?

Could work better.

You can even hire someone to stand there with light sticks doing waving motions with them towards it."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"Yes, that. I keep sending your counterpart invitations, but I'm still waiting."

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

"Ohhhh yeaaaaah. That."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

It's some threesome innuendo

[Zyra @HarmlessFIower]

I´m not sure if this is her way of saying that she's drier than the Shuriman desert down there, with the whole flowers being her legs and the web being her hoo-hah, or if it's some threesome innuendo.

I´ll assume it's the former."

[Elise @WidowsEmbrace]

"A web between two flowers? No that's not good enough..."