Colby Harms

if you need an example how to you live your life... then you shouldnt have even been born

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

NFL football is the next wwe it will all be scripted and only the delirious will think it’s real

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

Could you imagine going to a concert paying 100+ dollars to get in and sit there with your phone and hold the video record on Snapchat? Seems like a waste of money

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

Friends don’t call.. they show up

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

Good thing everyone wants $15 an hour and the inflation rate is at an all time high so your 15 means nothing

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

I guess I don’t understand. I work night shit and this mf is calling people at 230 in the morning like who tf is up at this time just waitin for that call

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

How come the news is covering the “snow storm” New York is getting but when the derecho hit in Iowa there was no coverage nationally

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

Crazy to thinks that COVID has a 10 pm curfew

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

What if they are putting COVID 19 on the cotton swabs they shove up your nose and that’s why everyone is getting it now

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

If you can’t start a conversation with someone without belittling someone else don’t talk to me.

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

Lonely island should make a comeback

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

I have a new appreciation for @ZacEfron.

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

@JonKoob

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

I don’t understand why people try to talk to me when I have ear buds in but when I don’t have them in they are silent.. #attentionseeker

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

@Bstaker21 How else do you keep the water from flooding your boat?

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

Problem: people want rent cancelled.
Solution: evict them, then they don’t have to pay rent

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

@Howietellem If Applebee’s is in your top 5 you need help

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

It’s funny how the government is destracting us from something big they are doing by scaring us with corona virus

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

Hopefully The View gets shut down because of the corona virus because we deserve that

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

Pet peeve is when a girl talks in a different tone just impress a guy

[Colby Harms @Harmzy71]

Waking up is not my strong suit