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[señiorchillagomas @Harold11351]

@mdaawg No chance.

[señiorchillagomas @Harold11351]

@mdaawg Not a chance. You probably couldn’t even see over the controls.

[señiorchillagomas @Harold11351]

@mdaawg How does a blind person know that they’re finished wiping their ass?

[señiorchillagomas @Harold11351]

@longjohnsilvers

[josephine 🦋 @mdaawg]

i signed into the tmobile tuesdays, something i never look at, & first thing i see is they got a free fish sandwich from long john silvers. bro im so aggravated by that. that’s so sick of them 🤢🤢 we must get that establishment closed down already who tf is eating there!!!

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

We've agreed to trade WR A.J. Brown to the Patriots in exchange for a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick, pending a physical.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Thank you for everything, A.J. 💚

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

spoke to someone making $32/hour with a master’s degree.

that’s about $5,200/month and after taxes/insurance they take home roughly $3,800.

rent is $1,750… leaving about $2k for everything else.

$30/hr really isn’t what it used to be.

[señiorchillagomas @Harold11351]

@BRANDO4BANDO 🦜

[señiorchillagomas @Harold11351]

@mdaawg 😂

[señiorchillagomas @Harold11351]

@mdaawg You at the store looking at ingredients and putting them back on the shelf.

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

I’d pay serious adult money for this.

[✨Red✨ @mcucolo57]

HOLY S……
HE SAID WHAT?

[señiorchillagomas @Harold11351]

The dagger

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

GUESS WHICH #NFL QUARTERBACK THIS IS…?

🤯🤯🤯

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Slo mo Mondays are even better in Kelly Green

[NFL @NFL]

Jalen Hurts is serving up a perfect passer rating performance:

18/21
281 yards
3 TDs
158.3 passer rating

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Kevin Patullo realizing Hurts can throw deep and Smitty and AJ are on the team
#Eagles

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

THE BIRDS SPECIAL TEAMS UNIT PICKS RIGHT BACK UP WHERE THEY LEFT OFF LAST WEEK!!!

BLOCKED PUNT RETURNED FOR A TD

UNBELIEVABLE

[Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats]

Eagles defensive tackle Jordan Davis, who blocked a potential game-winning field goal and returned it for a touchdown as time expired, reached a top speed of 18.59 mph on the return, the fastest speed by a player over 330 pounds since at least 2017.

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[Philadelphia 76er LeBron James @Philly_ASA]

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