harold zobication

I've flunked college and high school , currently work at classic shell and live at a sh*ty 1 bedroom apartment with a shaggy dog murphy

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

woke up at 11 AM this morning in my red boxers and found 13 bottles of Heineken on the coffee table and a bucket of KFC on the tv stand a 5th of bullet bourbon empty on the kitchen counter and my head hurts like hell #hungover

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

@OliviaThom46410 hey

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

#hungover woke up on the kitchen floor and there was a 5th of bourbon on the ground and and a bucket of KFC on the counter and it was 11:00 am when I woke up and there was a tattoo for batman on my shoulder and my head hurts like hell

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

#gocubs

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Third homer of the game goes to Miguel Amaya!

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

go sox!!!

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Masa drives in another!

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

woke up hungover at 11 AM this morning and found my tv playing the ending credits to terminator 2 on DVD and the librarian let a huge fart rip and found 10 bottles Heineken on the coffee table and a bucket of chicken and a bottle of scotch #hungover

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

Go Red Sox! Woo!

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Last game of Spring Training!

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

@KieraForce I have not received the pic today I'm currently drinking Heineken

[Shay Fox @ClubShayFox]

Who loves me here ?
What about on Brazzers?
💙💙💙@Brazzers

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

Woke up butt naked this morning next to my girlfriend the library in about 400 lb and wearing her green and white striped bikini and there was a bottle of Gray goose next to me and a huge 16-in New York pizza slice on the bedside table and my head hurts #hungover

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

@FBGreatMoments what a god damn hero!

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

@ReelRejects are you guys going to react to the old Quantum Leap with Scott Bakula?

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

@mtgreenee you're god dam beautiful

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

@lilahlickedyou 3.

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

@amy_moore112 yes.

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

@blamesouth KFC

[harold zobication @HaroldDrunk]

Metal Staup Mentos Commercial https://t.co/u3msXN578U via @YouTube

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

That time Tony Romo turned a botched high snap into a first down 👀

[Red Sox @RedSox]

That halftime show? Otra cosa.

[Cyber Doll @cyberdollhq]

Just another day in paradise…what more could a girl ask for?