woke up at 11 AM this morning in my red boxers and found 13 bottles of Heineken on the coffee table and a bucket of KFC on the tv stand a 5th of bullet bourbon empty on the kitchen counter and my head hurts like hell #hungover
#hungover woke up on the kitchen floor and there was a 5th of bourbon on the ground and and a bucket of KFC on the counter and it was 11:00 am when I woke up and there was a tattoo for batman on my shoulder and my head hurts like hell
woke up hungover at 11 AM this morning and found my tv playing the ending credits to terminator 2 on DVD and the librarian let a huge fart rip and found 10 bottles Heineken on the coffee table and a bucket of chicken and a bottle of scotch #hungover
Woke up butt naked this morning next to my girlfriend the library in about 400 lb and wearing her green and white striped bikini and there was a bottle of Gray goose next to me and a huge 16-in New York pizza slice on the bedside table and my head hurts #hungover