Harold SquarePants

Proud Dad and loving husband 💛

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

🧵: So since it’s finally out, that Ms Puff and I had an affair, I would like to tell you my side of the story. There were things that were said about me that I can’t just let slide.

‼️ Here’s my side ‼️

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

How about you stop badmouthing my daughter that YOU assaulted

[Mrs. Puff @MrsPuffsBS]

@HaroldSP69 Of course, we have a duty as parents. Girly, we’re here for you from now on, and we’ll bring you justice for what they did to you.

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

@fishatheefish FISHA? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

🧵: So since it’s finally out, that Ms Puff and I had an affair, I would like to tell you my side of the story. There were things that were said about me that I can’t just let slide.

‼️ Here’s my side ‼️

[SpongeBob "J" SquarePants @realbobrealpanx]

I'm now ready to support my beautiful half sister in whatever way she can, and hope to help her and Pearl find wholeness and love and acceptance. #JusticeForGirlyTeenGirl (8/8)

[SpongeBob "J" SquarePants @realbobrealpanx]

Because I know my part of my making fun of Girly TeenGirl will eventually come up; I want to apologize and explain. No one except Suzy follows me but I will still say it for those who shall read. (THREAD, PLEASE RETWEET 🧵)

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

@realbobrealpanx I hope that you someday will forgive me, son. I will answer all of your questions, if there are still some remaining

[suzy @sweetassuzy]

now, i say with all my power, girly teengirl needs to get the justice she deserves. this would not only leave impact on her family, but for the entire bikini bottom as well.

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

@pearltanked @GirlyTeengirl Poppy and I were dumb. We wanted the best for her…

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

@realbobrealpanx Besides that, you called a girl that you didn’t even know ugly, I don’t remember raising you like that

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

@MrsPuffsBS Whether I changed or not, we still need to focus on our family, Poppy. Girly should be our priority

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

Girl, you meant nothing to me. Don’t act as if we had a cute little romance going on when you actually just used me while I was drunk and you needed distraction

[Mrs. Puff @MrsPuffsBS]

To begin, I believe it’s no secret now that, yes, I did in fact have an affair with Mr. SquarePants (@HaroldSP69), Mr Teengirl at the time due to his rocky family history. However, this was no “affair.” My beloved husband Mr. Puff met a brutal demise at the hands of land monsters

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

@MrsPuffsBS And YOU only used me because you couldn’t get over your husbands death!! What kind of religious woman seduces a married man like that??

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

Some responsibility as a mother, but she went missing. Some of you had already assumed that Ms Puff killed her and… she made some remarks back then, that she would kill her daughter if she ever dares to move to Bikini Bottom. I sincerely believe that she killed @GirlyTeengirl

[Harold SquarePants @HaroldSP69]

I never had any contact with Girly, but I’ve sent her some money from time to time. She thought they were donations from a nice stranger, but it was me. When I found out about Girly moving to Bikini Bottom, I was thrilled. I thought that Ms Puff finally took her in and took