Haron Lua

CoD MW2 (2009) Player |
Dota 2: 188377445 |
MLBB: 970851 |
TikTok/IG: haronlua69

Loves God, Country, Family, and @DMaetochondrion

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Following the logic that MJ is the GOAT for he has a 6-0 (1.000) record in the NBA Finals

Then dapat ang mga GOAT researchers kay never been rejected pud sa ilang mga gipangsubmit, i.e., also a 1.000 publication to submission ratio

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If LeBron James is ridiculed for having a 4-6 (0.400) Finals record,

then I think it’s time to incentivize researchers who have 1.000 publication-submission ratio

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Houston Rockets excuses this series:

Game 1: We didn't have Kevin Durant
Game 2: We had Kevin Durant

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Punctuation of the chorus of “Fight Song”

This is my fight song
“Take-back-my-life” song
“Prove-I’m-alright” song

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Result:

OKC is not yet division champion - Denver lost BUT Minnesota won (True AND False IS False)

Utah is eliminated after losing to… yeah…. Minnesota!

[NBA Communications @NBAPR]

Postseason scenarios for Wednesday, March 18 ⬇️

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With the release of EDCOM 2’s report on Miseducation,

Nararapat bang tawaging “kamoteng bansa” o “kamote nation”/“kamote country” ang Pilipinas? 🇵🇭

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Then people said “Chill lang, may Donaire pa naman”

Two years after, on October 18, 2014, Donaire was knocked out by Nicholas Walters

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And don’t get me started on things like “May Aurora Gaming PH pa naman,” because we also saw a similar script around 14 years ago

Manny Pacquiao was knocked out by Juan Manuel Marquez on December 8, 2012

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Team Liquid PH did not use ChatGPT or Gemini, nangopya lang silag script sa Lakers this season

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Team Liquid, more like Team Lakers, more like Team LOSERS

PWE 🤮

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Two notable people in my blue app’s friend list are both feminists, but:

* One calls out both erring men and women alike
* One lifts women high, but sows hatred for men

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You know a person is filled with contempt when they hate you for just... existing!

Like, inaano ka ba ni [insert other person]? Did they do something wrong to you?

For screenshots of context, PM me!

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GG. HABEMUS PAPAM

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I must admit, KAMOTE rin ang some of the traffic laws here in the Philippines

Drivers have to deal with different types of KAMOTEs, including pedestrians and traffic enforcers

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NAGKAWALAY NADA. Pwe

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Final

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Apparently, @Wise forgot that Iligan City in the Philippines is a thing

Yes, it’s not under Lanao del Norte, but geographically, Iligan City is within Lanao del Norte

Unsaon man pag register ani karon?

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Ultimate Weapons

Gilgamesh*: Excalibur
Cloud: Ultima Weapon
F. Marcos Jr.: ICC / 3C
Kamote Drivers and Riders: Doctrine of Last Clear Chance

* in Dissidia

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Accountability 102

❌ I meant well
❌ That was not my intent
❌ I broke the egg
✅ FAKE NEWS! Someone twisted the story to make it appear that I broke the egg

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Requiring an internet connection to play a SINGLE PLAYER game should be illegal.

Left: Candy Crush Soda Saga, STILL PLAYABLE offline
Right: Helix Jump, NOT PLAYABLE offline

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The problem with people always bringing up moral compasses is that they fail to calibrate them at least once in a while.