Harper Ward

The writer with a heart of chocolate.

[Harper Ward @HarperJWard]

I'm not often sappy, but when I am it usually goes over my boyfriend's head. Can't say I didn't try #itried #notsappy

[Harper Ward @HarperJWard]

I just love being left alone at a restaurant, because my boyfriend needs to take a shit. #breakfast #MoreCoffee

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I'm literally on my couch listening to #Godspell crying. Thanks a lot #StephenShwartz. I forgot how much I love this show.

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I don't know why, but i have the feeling that my #boyfriend would allow me to become a #hoarder... or to gain 100 lbs and not stop me. #love

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Sometimes I shit my pants, so I decided to write about it. Check out my new blog post. http://t.co/nrEgP0SZix
#IShitMyPants #StoryTime

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I'm not ashamed of my #blackness, regardless of if you recognize it's existence. #Pride #SayItLoud

[Harper Ward @HarperJWard]

Check out my new post about me and my boyfriend's trip to #Texas. Also if you haven't check out my #blog http://t.co/n2IdYmh8lZ

[Harper Ward @HarperJWard]

#RipTrayvonMartin As a black man, Saturday's verdict was especially hard. This is my take on the situation. #justice
http://t.co/RnIiBN6Qp7

[Harper Ward @HarperJWard]

Check out my latest blog post! http://t.co/WfMGmZ0pjI Zack and I in Texas.

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@thenivenulls @fullscreen no problem! I'm a huge fan!

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Bye bye Paula Deen... next time you contemplate a racial slur, shove a stick of butter in your mouth. You seem to like that. #pauladeen

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One can only take so much ABBA...

[Harper Ward @HarperJWard]

That moment when someone admits to brushing their teeth once a week... #isthatyourbreathordidyoujustfart #yanasty

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That moment you almost get caught making out, and the person starts sleep talking. #awkwardsituations #cockblock

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Getting caught somewhere before you pee is devastating #pain #pleasedontgooveranybumps

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Like this has the potential to be more awkward than Dinner Party.

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@theofficenbc I have reached season 6 in 2 weeks. I don't think I can finish Scott's Tots, because the impending disaster is too much for me

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@CandyCrushSaga is becoming more problematic than @netflix. I can't get anything done! #candycrush #notimeforeverything #firstworldproblems

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@Toddyrockstar HASHTAG SPLITS ON POLES! I just died a little. #splitsonpoles #meangurlz I'm in tears

[Harper Ward @HarperJWard]

I love it when skinny people act like they eat so much... so silly