Harriet Ormston

25 | they/she/he | A professionally wrong man

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[des 🦇 @grapebats]

bro this week is gay 9/11

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Miffy stuns alongside Vermeer's 'Girl with a Pearl Earring' at the Nakanoshima Museum of Art in Osaka.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

wattpad immigration to ao3 is basically straight people going into a gay bar then complaining that its too gay

[klaudia @kaludiasays]

in the name of the father (internet archive), the son (archiveofourown), and the holy spirit (wikipedia) AMEN

[Kaz |-/ 🎱 TØP CBUS @Sonayesul]

"why is [insert tag] allowed on the site!" its an archive. "why is there no algorithm!" its an archive. "why is the tag system so complicated?" its an archive.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

fandom etiquette as a whole died when people who didn’t grow up on fandoms became stans during lockdown, yes, but why am i seeing people openly mocking fics on twitter. why am i seeing screenshots of fics with captions like “bro what is this 😭.” why am i seeing people mock fic writers for not knowing how sports or theater or college or any other organization operates in the real world.

[zyair | post race depression @581MALUKAS]

BEING SOLD TO ONE DIRECTION IS NOW AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE ON WATTPAD??? this is the start of the end

[📦🛠👷🏻‍♂️Sean Larkin @TheLarkInn]

Sweet mother of god it’s so readable I could cry.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

The most accurate TikTok ever ever

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Ben Affleck's mother Chris Affleck passed today. I was unaware of her longstanding activism for Palestine. Now his disgust and revulsion at genocidal Zionist Bill Maher and Sam Harris's deranged racist Islamophobic rants makes perfect sense. RIP, you raised a good son.

[gnarly xcx @gnarlybaejepsen]

She doesn’t even break stride what an icon.

[Chuchitos y Asociados @Don_chuchitofv]

Voy a ver la Odisea así como a Nolan le hubiera gustado que la viera

[helen @helen]

a huge group of ppl on a path of titans (co-op dinosaur survival game) server led a peaceful migration in honor of sam neill instead of killing and eating each other. gaming is beautiful

[very tall bart @TallBart]

He said son, when you glow up, would you be the savior of the chopped, the busted, and the wack?