Harrison Harkavy

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Launch out on your story muse, daughter of Zeus

Start from where you will, sing for our time too

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Sing to me of the man, muse, the man of twists and turns

Driven time and again off course once he had plundered the hallowed heights of Troy

Many cities of men he saw and learned their minds

Many pains he suffered, heartsick on the open sea, fighting to save his life and bring

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his comrades home

But he could not save them from disaster, hard as he strove

Something something something destroyed them all

The blind fools, they devoured the cattle of the sun and the the sun god wiped from sight the day of their return

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Just used ping in a legit work context. It’s all downhill from here.

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@BuzelisNum1Fan Insane that it can get away with this garbage

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Jargon

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I’m such a cog

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Yeah I’m def not buying madden now

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I hate people who wear jeans to the gym

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My top ten Travis:
90210
Drugs You Should Try It
Skeletons
Sicko Mode
Apple Pie
Can’t Say
My Eyes
The Ends
Oh My Dis Side
Impossible

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@every1hateskish U cannot be saying this after the filler invincible just dropped

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Mad Men is fire

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Da (Hammond) Bears

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Haha, You Clowns is modern masculinity

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Didn’t think it could get worse than last time. Adios MLF.

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Toyotathon Love explained:

2023 - First season as starter took time to get going until second half of season
2024 - Injury wk1 never really healed till back half of the season
2025 - MLF play calling finally lets that boy sling it

Still a great bit #Toyotathon

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“Clutch” lol

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Push day cures all

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My best haircuts always start poorly