Steven Harris

Business, Michigan fan, government relations, running. My tweets are my own opinions (not financial advice); I wouldn't subject anyone else to that.

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

After a terrible experience with @AmericanAir yesterday and this morning, @united has been an absolute pleasure even with a connecting flight (instead of our previous nonstop) for the kids to see their grandparents.

First time experiencing @Starlink as an added bonus! @elonmusk

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

The best part of when @AmericanAir cancels your flight for no reason? If you checked a bag, they have no way of finding that bag in a reasonable amount of time. 3 hours and counting…

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

Update: @AmericanAir canceled our flight at DCA saying it was due to weather even after all the gate agents around us said they had no crews for hours for multiple flights. The airline is just completely lying and has known about their crew issues for days now. @nbcwashington

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

Hey @AmericanAir can you give me information on my flight. It’s already an hour delayed and a plane change. Now your gate agent says they have no crew and have no idea where they’ll get one. Not great hearing that from the airline!

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

@AmericanAir Waiting for a reply on my DMs…

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

Hey @AmericanAir can you give me information on my flight. It’s already an hour delayed and a plane change. Now your gate agent says they have no crew and have no idea where they’ll get one. Not great hearing that from the airline!

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

While the stock market is certainly not the same as the economy and is not indicative of anyone’s actual outlook on their own unique financial situation… the S&P 500 just hit an ALL TIME HIGH $SPY

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

And back to 7000 we go… $SPY

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

Not quite back yet, but with the ongoing war, oil prices and everything else in the world... and the S&P 500 is within 1-2% of all-time highs again.

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

Not quite back yet, but with the ongoing war, oil prices and everything else in the world... and the S&P 500 is within 1-2% of all-time highs again.

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

S&P 500 hits 7000 $SPY

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

…the real marathon is staying up for an 8:50pm tipoff on a Monday night, am I right? Lets. Go. Blue!!! #StevieDeepThoughts @umichbball @MarchMadnessMBB

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

Nice one @Nationals … we really want you to watch us, but we need to collect just a little more money from our TV rights. Hard to stay fans of this team.

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

@RampCapitalLLC Cowbell salesman

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

Oil trading like a penny stock...

I have been to the gas station three times over the past 24 hours to effectively hedge the wild price fluctuations #StevieDeepThoughts

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

If you ever find yourself telling a story to coworkers during which you refer to a 4-year-old as an "a hole," you might just want to rethink the decisions in your life that got you to that point. #StevieDeepThoughts

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

There are two types of employees: Those whose emails somehow still say, "Sent from my iPhone" and those that don't.

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

Before the political newsletters oversaturate the analysis of the Super Bowl halftime show: The real truth of the Super Bowl halftime is that most parents of smallish children are using that time to put their kids to bed so they can watch the football part of the show.

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

One of my favorite ironies are the social media influencers telling us to be present and not be on our phones all the time, especially in front of our kids. The message is right, but it’s hard not to laugh a little at the messenger with their branded messages only viewed from the comfort of our screens.

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

It’s bad enough how much the sports betting companies have ruined the game watching experience for people, but now @PrimeVideo has ads for sports betting in a show that features a character prominently dealing with a gambling problem. Let’s try to do a little better please.

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

The year is 3087. Cars now operate on a plant-based diet. AI turned into just another streaming service. The food pyramid is now a trapezoid. The purple line is almost built… and Arlington Public Schools are closed for another day out of an abundance of caution. #StevieDeepThoughts

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

S&P 500 hits 7000 $SPY

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

Spoiler alert: S&P 500 will hit 7000 this week-ish despite weeks of “bubble” talks. Might see a breather at some point, but equities remain the best medium/long term place to park your money.

[Steven Harris @HarrisStevenJ]

Just fell into that @Amazon black hole where it goes from "your driver is 3 stops away and is arriving within this one-hour window" to 🤷‍♂️... "sorry, it's late and may or may not exist anymore. thanks for falling for our upselling to get the minimum price for faster delivery, but your package is now in the Upside Down and may or may not make it to you at some point in time."