OrbleeWiskey! ™

Unapologetic Ambivert | First-Born | Statistician | TroubleMaker | 9Ben.. #COYGunners #Njhzra 🍽

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

Yoruba mums produce the best range of slaps:

“ Igbati, Iforti, Igbaju, Iforun, Abara “

These are slaps that make you think you were adopted.

Which one is your mum’s fav ?

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

@PropositoyVida Tell them not to put it when the blade is coming down 🫣

[Opeyemi @OpeyemiDrift]

Dear @Apple,

Over 30 million Nigerians use an iPhone, yet we still don’t have the ₦ Naira symbol on the iPhone keyboard.

Please include the Naira sign in the next iOS update. It’s a small feature, but one that would make a meaningful difference for millions of people every day.

🇳🇬 #iOS #Apple

[Oluwaseunfunmi_ Akins @bidemi_akins]

I’m sure those cancer cells are somewhere laughing at me 😂… If I had known cancer would eventually win, I don’t think I would have bragged so much about defeating it twice. Lol

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

@arojinle1 This werey said i was there.🤣🤣😂

[legalnaija @LegalNaija]

A woman dies. She has money in her bank account.Her children take out Letters of Administration, withdraw the money, pay for her burial, and share what remains among the family.Then the bank comes knocking.She had a loan. With interest still running.Must the children pay it?The Supreme Court of Nigeria has answered this question. 🧵

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Your main purpose in life should be to make sure God is pleased with you, not people.

[Osas @osazenoo]

This young Nigerian built a $10 million automated shoe factory here in Nigeria while sourcing 90% of its leather from Kano.

I like to promote and celebrate Nigerians adding value to Nigeria.

[Jack Perks @JackPerksPhoto]

By far this is the most viral clip I've filmed in my career ending up on various tv shows, a gif on whatsapp (type in fish) and multiple memes though 99% of people aren't aware it was me who filmed this over 10 years ago now! I'm slightly worried this clip will be my legacy!

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

people will clean like this for 40 years, get lung cancer, and then be like:

“How could this happen??! I never smoked… 🥺”

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

Branding is so nice!! Everyone seems to know who she’s talking about already.

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

“I saw a video of a former BBN housemate saying she had relocated to the UK. I reached out to her, and we agreed to work together. We agreed on a fee of £6,000 for her to promote the trade fair and attend events in three locations. During a meeting, she informed us that she wouldn’t be able to attend the Manchester event because she was preparing for a Guinness World Record thing, When we asked for a refund, she said she would refund the money in two months, which would be after the trade fair had already ended”

— Businesswoman

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

@ope_mummy @Wizarab10 Person papa for that matter. SMH

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

The fall of Nigeria educational system started with UTME, but we are not ready for that conversation.

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

@ReformerOluseun @dammiedammie35 As in! I don’t understand how this works.

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

@seyikanbai Kate be setting Micah up for roast.😁

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

Former special force. Wants to mind his business until something drags him back into action. Right?

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

When you use the word "crave", don't add "for" to it. To crave already means to have a strong desire FOR something.

I crave for jollof rice ❌
I crave jollof rice ✅
I'm craving jollof rice ✅

Same thing goes for the word "seek" which means TO LOOK FOR.

I seek for your guidance ❌
I seek your guidance ✅

I pray you get what you crave. Congratulations, in advance.

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

@arojinle1 …and can it be used as weapon form against an entity?

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Sleep paralysis isn't demonic. It didn't stop because you called on Jesus. You were able to call on Jesus because it has stopped. Even if you call Michael Jackson or Odumodu, it will stop.

Extra: Wet dreams are also not demonic.

Thank you

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

Just give the boy his walking stick and les retake pishure! 🤣😱

[OrbleeWiskey! ™ @Harrsenical]

@essiecolections madame!